FAMOUS TV SPOILERS
The blogger is Dan Humphrey! Who's not even a girl!
Gossip Girl
A bald housekeeper with a hoop earring and the biceps of a Greek god
Mr. Clean
this fried fairground favorite is named after the device used to drizzle batter into hot oil
the funnel cake
Eat my shorts, Jay Gatsby! He was the only fictional character on Time's list of the most influential people of the 20th century
Bart Simpson
When she performed "Crazy For You" in the high school wrestling film "Vision Quest" this pop star was virtually unknown
Madonna
Who killed Laura Palmer? Her dad! Possessed by an evil spirit named Bob!
Twin Peaks
A bird, once plagued by anger management issues, who never stops quacking about insurance
the AFLAC duck
After splitting with Paul Simon in the early seventies, he briefly left music and taught math
Art Garfunkel
Sticky Fingers and Bone Suckin' are two brands that make this type of condiment
barbecue sauce
Richard Gere sweeps Debra Winger off her feet to the tune of "Up Where We Belong" in the final scene of this '80s tearjerker
An Officer and a Gentleman
Who is Cartman's dad? Jack Tenorman! Who was cooked into a pot of chili!
South Park
A giant beverage pitcher with legs who often causes property damage
the Kool-Aid Man
Impatient tax filers expecting some extra cash can use a tool on irs.gov called "Where's my" this
refund
No more "European Pink" for Misty Copeland; in 2017, Gaynor Minden began making this footwear with darker skin tones
ballet shoes (or ballet slippers)
In "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" she rocked a chainmail dress & she sang the film's power ballad "We Don't Need Another Hero"
Tina Turner
Were they all dead the whole time? Nope! And the island wasn't limbo--just an island!
Lost
A mustachioed cartoon man, currently lacking a mouth to eat the potato crisps he sells
(the) Pringles (guy) (Julius Pringle)
It's what the "F" stands for in the digital asset abbreviated NFT
fungible
"I gets high off your love / I don't know how to behave"; it's the title track on D'Angelo's 1995 album
"Brown Sugar"
A rare pop song that features an oboe solo, this cryptic ballad by Seal became a smash hit after appearing in "Batman Forever"
"Kiss From A Rose"
Why did Mary Alice kill herself? She was being blackmailed! For murdering her adopted son's mom!
Desperate Housewives
A puffy French creature made of tires who bears an unsettling resemblance to a mummy
the Michelin Man
The world's highest tides, reaching over 50 ft., are found in this bay between Nova Scotia & New Brunswick
the Bay of Fundy
This slow-moving creature is common in the Pacific Northwest; its name is apt considering its yellow color
a banana slug
At a Hollywood Bowl concert in 2012, Peter Gabriel played this song from "Say Anything" after John Cusack took the stage with a boombox
"In Your Eyes"