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Things That Shouldn't Be Fried
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Geyer Family Lore
100

A man was arrested after attempting to ride a stolen lawnmower through this fast food restaurant's drive-thru.

What is Wendy's?

100

You start with a Kenji Lopez cooking video, only to wind up discovering that this pop star once claimed she only eats purple foods like grapes and eggplant.

Who is Mariah Carey?

100

This controversial Halloween candy has been battered and deep-fried at state fairs -- and no one asked for it.

What is candy corn?

100

This U.S. President once said, "I have the best words."

Who is Donald Trump?

100

This family member arrived at their first Geyer Beach week with a peace offering in the form of a full tray of ocean themed homemade cookies.

Who is Liv? (Also will accept Who is Olivia?)

200

He claimed "aliens" made him do it" after he was found covered in this substance inside a stranger's hot tub.

What is glitter?

200

Clicking on one "did you know?" link about cheese leads you here: a forum debating if cheddar is this.

What is a state of mind?

200

Someone on Tik-Tok once deep fried this common hygiene product, "for science."

What is toothpaste?

200

A Vice President famously misspelled this common vegetable during a spelling bee.

What is a potato? (Dan Quayle)

200

In order to get to Canada, Geyer and Barbee clans enlisted three modes of transportation: car, airplane, and ______ (fill in the blank).

What is a wheelchair?

300

Police were called after a man tried to pay for gas with tokens from this popular children's entertainment chain known for its arcade games, pizza parties, and scary animatronics.

What is Chuck E. Cheese?

300

You were looking for DIY bookshelf building tips but instead ended up reading conspiracy theories about this underwater civilization. 

What is Atlantis?

300

In 2020, KFC teamed up with this popular brand to release a limited edition shoe inspired by the fast food restaurant's Big Bucket. 3D Jibbitz in the shape of fried chicken were also available for purchase.

What are Crocs?

300

A British Prime Minister claimed this animal inspired his daily workout routine.

Who is Boris Johnson?

300

In 2021, Geyer children preferred this body of water.

What is swimming in the pool?

400

He led police on a slow-speed chase in this unusual vehicle, which he called his "noble steed."

What is a motility scooter?

400

A Reddit thread on printer hacks somehow transitions into a heated debate about whether this classic furry 90s toy was better than Tamagotchis.

What is a Furby?

400

In February 2023, Adam of the BeardMeatsFood channel finished this many deep-fried Oreos in a restaurant in Tennessee.

What is 61?

400

This leader said, "Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?'"

Who is George W. Bush?

400

This provocative dance move, popularized in 2019, also became the primary method for completing the ping pong ball challenge at the First Annual Flip Flop Olympics in 2023.

What is twerking?

500

This Myrtle Beach Man started a brawl at a crab buffet over this specific issue.

What is crab leg line-cutting?
500

One Wikipedia article on the Moon led you to this topic, a phenomenon where frogs allegedly fall from the sky. 

What is Frog Rain Phenomenon?

500

In 2018, a YouTuber battered and fried one of these Apple products to "test oil conductivity."

What is an iPhone?

500

In a 1998 press conference, this U.S. President famously said, "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

Who is Bill Clinton?

500

This was the name of the kindly groundskeeper from the Canadian AirBnb in 2024.

Who is _____ ? 

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