A mix of all of them
How smart are you?
Scientific
Riddles
Common sense
100

What comes before 47

ak

100

This is for 100 points, Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?

Because there is one more penny in 1968 pennies than in 1967 pennies

100

What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

Mom, mom, toothbrush

100

What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks?

Your mom

100

Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have only 28 days?

1, feburary, that month is for you to get reading lessons

200

If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?

You mom made the train, and it was electric, there is no smoke.

200

How many pounds do u have?

100, you are fit 

200

is your tradition fair?

What is earth?

200

200 points on the line, will you win? How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet? 

He was bald!

200

How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?

He kicked it at your mom's head and it came right back, but how did the belt come back?

300

How smart is your mom

40 - 100 iq

300

Your iq

1

300

Automatic win if you get this one.

The man goes on the street, he steps on something

He holds out his gun and blows it

how fast did the bullet go?

it was a nerf gun, not that fast, if you got it right, you don't win 

300

What is the best way to get good at rocketleague?

1v1 me

300

is brawl stars a good game

reviews are bad and the game is dead like my grandma

400

Scientific name for your mom

overweight
400

The star that is closest to earth

Betelgeuse

400

what is among us

imposter

400

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it runs away and never comes back

400

What can be broken, but is never held?

A promise
500

what is your name

Good! I like that name

500

What is the maximum number of times a single page of a newspaper can be folded in half by hand?

Once

500

Prove that your cool, what comes after 1?

A divorce

500

Prove to me that your sus

Stop acting sus right now, your the imposter obviously

500

What is always coming, but never arrives?

Tomorrow

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