What comes before 47
ak
This is for 100 points, Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?
Because there is one more penny in 1968 pennies than in 1967 pennies
What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Mom, mom, toothbrush
What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks?
Your mom
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have only 28 days?
1, feburary, that month is for you to get reading lessons
If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?
You mom made the train, and it was electric, there is no smoke.
How many pounds do u have?
100, you are fit
is your tradition fair?
What is earth?
200 points on the line, will you win? How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
He was bald!
How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?
He kicked it at your mom's head and it came right back, but how did the belt come back?
How smart is your mom
40 - 100 iq
Your iq
1
Automatic win if you get this one.
The man goes on the street, he steps on something
He holds out his gun and blows it
how fast did the bullet go?
it was a nerf gun, not that fast, if you got it right, you don't win
What is the best way to get good at rocketleague?
1v1 me
is brawl stars a good game
reviews are bad and the game is dead like my grandma
Scientific name for your mom
The star that is closest to earth
Betelgeuse
what is among us
imposter
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it runs away and never comes back
What can be broken, but is never held?
what is your name
Good! I like that name
What is the maximum number of times a single page of a newspaper can be folded in half by hand?
Once
Prove that your cool, what comes after 1?
A divorce
Prove to me that your sus
Stop acting sus right now, your the imposter obviously
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Tomorrow