Once upon a time at Bolt
I'm in love with an ....app
People do things besides code? Weird!
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100

This tech was Bolt's first idea before it pivoted to checkout.

What is cryptocurrency?

100

This engineer refuses to delete fotmob off their phone. They just love all that DATA and STATS he gets from the app.

Who is Suraj?

100

This product fiend is also a chrome extension god.

Who is Greg?

100

This engineer may have been a brilliant consultant in another life but that didn't stop them from being stupid and falling halfway into a street well in Beijing


Who is Emily W?

100

This engineer is deathly afraid of sloths.

Who is Pierce?

100

This person once said "I joined a startup, it’s the ultimate form of online gambling”

Who is Shannon?

200
This engineer has been at Bolt the second longest in the company (only second to Ryan Breslow himself)
Who is Chetan?
200

This engineer will NEVER delete Trailforks -- We support this decision, we don't want them to get lost on all of their mountain biking adventures.

Who is Chuyao?

200

This engineer is incredible at finger cracking. Probably because they need to stretch his fingers so often since they rip through some 'APM in checkout' code.

Who is Xiji?

200

This engineer rubbing their nose against the floor in protest as a kid and got horrible brush burn -- we hope they don't do that in their new residence in Boston 


Who is Ethan?

200

This engineer was in Ananya's high school graduating class.

Who is Rohan?

200

This person once said "If you aren’t ironing out bugs on Friday morning while your teammate is making the slides, you weren’t ambitious enough"

Who is Paul

300
This company was our landlord of the SF office's most recent space.

Who is Calm?

300

This engineer will never delete Apple Maps -- even if it was life or death.

Who is Ananya?

300

This engineer may have a keen eye for front-end design but did you know they can rip a saxophone solo? Talk about multitalented.

Who is Paul?

300

This engineer broke their arm falling down from a slide Fun fact! In french, slide is 'La Glissiere'


Who is Ken?

300

This brand new PM once had to get rescued in the ocean.

Who is Ellen E?
300

This person once said ""Using IntelliJ is more enjoyable than eating a juicy burger."

Who is Nick?

400

This engineer is the most tenured Toronto teammate currently working at Bolt

Who is Matt?

400

This engineer will fight to death in support of TikTok. They may be an intern, but they already know one truth of life -- TikTok is the best app in the world.

Who is Pranjali?

400

This platforms engineer may love log sanitization, but they love picking locks even more.

Who is Ben?

400

This engineer reminds me of an energizer bunny. So much so that they once swallowed an entire battery.

Who is Roopak?

400
This engineer is a MODEL ultimate frisbee player.

Who is Zach?

400

This person said "Back before I had a kid I used to play music loud. It was really good!”

Who is Chetan?

500
This company used to work out of the Bolt SF office way back when.
What is Eco?
500

This product star loves the app Calm. This explains so much.

Who is Emily?

500

This newly minted manager has 'NO' skills besides unblocking their reports. 

Who is Akul?

500

This manager broke their eardrum because they got slapped so incredibly hard. I think their hearing is back considering they do such a good job at hearing feedback.

Who is Mike A?

500

This engineer knows all of the words to "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World

Who is Roberto?

500

This person once said "Are we done with this? I hope we can get through this process super fast... fast like our One Click Checkout!"

Who is Maju?

600

This city is where the Bolt team celebrated its Series B round.

What is Park City?

600

This engineer refuses to give up coinbase. They just love blockchain INFRASTRUCTURE.

Who is Miffy?

600

This engineer has a MEAN whistle -- two lucky teams that they have been a part of during their time at bolt have had the lucky privilege of working with this whistle prodegé.

Who is Steve?

600

This relatively new engineer had the misfortune of crashing into an open door of a car on the fast lane. Lucky for financial products, they recovered and is healthy enough to tell the tale.

Who is Lakshmi?

600

This engineer can rap all of Drop It Like It's Hot. I hope MX is taking advantage of their talent.

Who is Saurabh?

600

This person once said "with all the cherries I've been picking I could make a pie".

Who is Ryan A?

700

Vim or emacs? This shopper accounts engineer chooses vim.

Who is Jiaming?

700

This engineer chomped down on a fork -- that trauma doesn't keep them from skiing down the face of any mountain.

Who is dbook?

700

This person once said “We might need 3 oncalls for Black friday - primary, secondary, alliancedata”.

Who is Namanh?

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