GAY ANIMAL PEOPLE.
Chicken.
TRUE - British for twink.
This SNL actress is remembered by all for trying to turn on a lamp, in efforts to see Cats the Musical.
Who is Kate McKinnon?
BORN! Funny blue guys (and one girl) with white hats were first seen in the comics on this day.
What are The Smurfs?
I'm not Skimbleshanks, but I will express my gratitude only once.
Singlethanks!
I will never watch Friends on purpose. Am I forgiven?
Definitely. Please say yes.
Cub.
TRUE - a more youthful bear.
Once the leader of the Pussycat Dolls, this actress is currently staring as Grizabella in the West End - and it's rather good!?
Who is Nicole Scherzinger?
BORN! This musician is famous for the parodies of popular music, all while playing the accordion and embracing the magic of polka.
Who is Weird Al Yankovich?
I'm not Macavity, but I sometimes engage in obscene actions and other activities of this nature.
Depravity.
I like the Drama, the Gossip, and the Slander. Am I forgiven?
Who among us can say we don't?
Possum.
FALSE?
A dame in the hearts of all and England, this actress was set to be the original Grizabella until she snapped her Achilles Tendon a week before previews - but no worries! She got to be in the Film.
Who is Dame Judi Dench?
BORN! Music listening will never be the same after this Apple product hit the streets! That's it!
What is the iPod?
I'm not Victoria, but I sometimes experience this negative sensation when my body doesn't conform to my own gender identity!
I want to break my 100+ day Duolingo streak, because I am now bored and don't remember anything. Am I forgiven?
DO IT.
Bull.
TRUE - machismo-y, varies between different communities.
A bad bad bad bad man, this former President famously had his aide play a recording of "Memory" to help him calm down from his constant temper tantrums.
Who is Donald "D-Man" Trump?
BORN! He wrote Titanic the Musical! And Nine the Musical! And a weird adaptation of Phantom of the Musical?
Who is Maury Yeston?
I'm not Jellylorum, but sometimes when I drink too many piña coladas, I end up with this.
Belly o' Rum. (?)
Whenever I come across a bible with very thin paper, I always feel the urge to let one page dissolve on my tongue, and one time I did do that. Am I forgiven?
Up to you!
Snake.
All gay people are snakes. :)
Now dead, this short-lived internet meme figure was made an honorary Jellicle Cat during the most recent New York revival - though he had an awful time the whole way through.
Who is Grumpy Cat?
BORN! This entertainer was the charismatic host of a late night show for 30 years, and I'm sure he did other things, but that's really the big thing.
Who is Johnny Carson?
I'm not Mistoffelees, but sometimes people mispronounce my last name pretty badly.
Chris-TAH-fee-leeze.
I have never seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show beyond "Time Warp". Am I forgiven?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.