I was so clumsy at the Chicago NBA Arena that I felt like one of these critters "in a china shop"
A bull
He's hanging out in the woods with a bunch of guys in tights; says they're his "Merry Men" -- He thinks he's...
Robin hood
This car company once used characters from the comic strip Peanuts in commercials for its Falcon
Ford
Alvin, Simon & Theodore
Chipmunk
2000:
"I must stop Christmas from coming...but how?"
The Grinch
I warned the ostrich farmer, "Don't keep all" of these "in one basket"
Eggs
He never goes anywhere without a mask & cape (Hey! Stop cutting "Z"s into my sofa!) He thinks he's...
Zorro
In June of 1752, this man famously flew a kite in a thunderstorm as part of an electricity experiment
Benjamin Franklin
Heathcliff
Cat
2001:
"Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I might find Platform 9 3/4?"
Harry Potter
I told the private investigator that one of these "is worth a thousand words"
A picture
If he shoots an apple off my head, I'll tell him he doesn't have the legs for lederhosen! He thinks he's...
William Tell
First name of the famous nursing pioneer known as "The Lady with the Lamp"
Florence Nightingale
Pumbaa
Warthog
2001:
"Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone"
Frodo
To ensure good luck, I tell piano players to always "keep" these crossed
Fingers
He's flouncing around in a 3'-high wig, screaming "Let them eat cake!" (He's really lost his head!) He thinks he's...
Marie Antoinnette
Don't slip as you name this Austrian doctor who founded the therapeutic method of psychoanalysis
Sigmund Freud
Babar
Elephant
2002:
"With great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse"
Spiderman
At the boring seance, I observed that this "is willing, but the flesh is weak"
The mind
He keeps writing gloomy poetry & muttering about some girl named Annabel Lee; yep, he's really "Raven" -- He thinks he's...
Edgar Allen Poe
This Spanish king married Queen Isabella in 1469 & sent Columbus off to America in 1492
Ferdinand
Franklin on Nickelodeon
Turtle
2001:
"Ogres are like onions"
Shrek