Jokes
What did the baseball glove say to the ball.
CATCH you later
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
What did the bee say to the flower??
Hello, Honey!!
What has hands a face ,but cant smile or hold anything??
A clock
What is LJ's favorite color?
Black and Blue. (Both are correct)
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom??
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most??
The DEAD end!!
It belongs to you but your friends use it more,What is it???
YOUR NAME
What is LJ's favorite number?
Number 6
What do you call two witches who live together??
Broommates!!
Why was the broom late??
IT OVERSWEPT.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat??
When you are a mouse.
What becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it??
The word short.
What is LJ's spirit animal/favorite animal?
ANY CAT (Lion, Cheetah, Small Cats, Leopards,Tiger and more).
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I??
A joke
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month??
The letter R.
What time does a teniss player get up?
Ten-ish!!
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter R
What is 1 of LJ's main New Years Resolution.
Being vegetarian.
Why did Snap, Crackle, and Pop get scared??
They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
By going from 1 spot to the other.
Who is never hungry during Christmas??
The turkey because he is always stuffed.
A bus driver was heading down a busy street in the city. He went past three stop signs without stopping, went the wrong way down a one-way street, and answered a message on his phone. But the bus driver didn’t break any traffic laws. How?
He was walking, not driving.
Who is LJ's favorite parent (LOL)
Both (DUHHH)