Dark Jokes
Why don’t cemeteries ever run out of customers?
People are dying to get in.
This Miley Cyrus song says, “I came in like a…”
Wrecking Ball
Which USMA graduate became the first African American graduate of West Point?
Henry O. Flipper
What animal can sleep for up to three years?
A snail
What’s the difference between a cadet and a phone at 1% battery?
The phone still has hope.
“Sweet Caroline” is sung by this artist
Neil Diamond
What is the official name of the monument commonly called the “Battle Monument”?
Battle Monument
What country has a national animal that is a unicorn?
Scotland
Where did Sally go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
“Mr. Brightside” is performed by this band
The Killers
Sylvanus Thayer modeled many of his reforms at West Point after what famous French institution?
École Polytechnique
What fruit was once called a “love apple” in Europe?
Tomato
A doctor tells a patient, “You have six months to live.” The patient can’t pay the bill. What does the doctor do?
Gives him another six months
This Outkast song repeatedly tells you to “shake it like a Polaroid picture”
Hey Ya!
What year was the Association of Graduates at West Point founded?
1869
What animal has fingerprints so similar to humans that they can confuse crime scenes?
Koala
How do you know if an orphan is lying?
It swears on its mother's life
Which Queen song begins with the lyrics about a “real life” and “fantasy”?
Bohemian Rhapsody
In 1821, the Corps of Cadets marched roughly 170 miles to what city during one of Thayer's famous summer campaigns?
Boston
What common food was once used as currency by the Aztecs?
Cocoa beans