Mystery Science
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Richmond
Math
Summer Jokes
100

What is the name of the bug makes the loud sound with their Timble?

Cicada

100

Who is the best women's soccer player ever?

100

What mountain is East of Richmond?

Mt. Tabor, Mt. Hood

100

1 + -1= ?

0

100

How do rock stars stay cool in the summer?

With all of their fans

200

What is one new Olympic sport?

Skateboarding, surfing, break dancing

200

Who are the fifth grade teachers at Richmond?

Kawaski Sensei, Fujiwara Sensei, Mr. Aubrect

200

1,000,000,000,000,000 times 0 = ?

0

200

What happens when Ice cream gets angry?

It has a meltdown

300

Why do scientists consider dolphins so smart?

Communication, problem solving, they can see themselves in a mirror.

300

What is the Richmond Mascot?

the Bulldog

300

9 times 9 minus 4 =?

77

300

Why do bananas use sunscreen?

So they don't peel

400

Who invented cotton candy and what was it originally called?

A dentist, fairy floss

400

What do you call a cow that plays the piano?

A moo-sician

400

How many days of school are left until summer break including today?

4

400

Graham orders two pizzas, Kingston and Desmond eat 1 and 1/4 of the pizza, how much is left for Graham?

3/4 of a pizza

400

Why don't basketball players like to go on vacation in the summer?

They don't want to get called for travelling

500
How did a volcano lead to the invention of the bike?

Volcano erupted, feeding horses was too expensive, first bike invented

500
Who is the best scorer on the US women's team?

Abby Wombach

500

How old is Richmond Elementary School if it was built in 1908?

116 years!!

500

692 divided by 2

346

500
what do sheep do on a summer weekend?

Have a baa-baa-que

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