307 E College
This character is known for her large breasts and loud mouth.
Molly
This location is the coveted spot for all your upperclassmen drinking inquiries.
Brothers
This engineer accompanied Sam to colorado Boulder for a certain bridge club meeting, he’s also a Rutgers university alumn.
TJ Clarke
Known for his pseudo-schizophrenic behavior, this character has made quite an impression on those he befriends.
Jackson
Name of the most embarrassing QB in Iowa history.
Spencer Petras
Born in Denmark, this player goes by the pseudonym 'Messy Girl.'
Sara
This player had an unfortunate run in with the law after a long night out at the bars.
John
This character not only has incredible soccer skills, but similarly impressive skills in being continually enamored with Sam.
Anna
A friend that is not particularly known for being tall, as it is also in her nickname.
Mini Bird or Ali
This near sociopolitical system would ensure every worker to the fruit of their own labor.
Socialism or Communism
This player will most certainly black out every weekend.
Charlie
This significant character was subsequently de-friended after making some uncharacteristic remarks about a certain persons mother.
Words used by this player to describe a peer or friendship.
Demon, Goblin, Ghoul, Slime, Hound, Jit, Rilla, Steppa
Mary
Player Caitlyn is often described as being in a lesbian relationship with this character, despite their frequent conflicts.
Bridget
This character currently has a child growing inside of them.
Lauryn
This player has frequent success with making out with others at the bars.
Zoryan
A friendly word to describe an acquaintance, often used by Sam in a demeaning way.
Bud
This friend enjoys lack of personal boundaries and touching others faces, however does not enjoy throwing up, which he did for great lengths of time for one particular night.
Alex
A location that is most certainly never clean.
1823
This cunning gentleman, known for his good looks and smooth operator conversational approach, was player Sara's orginal boyfriend.
Grant
The disease most recently contracted by a popular character after a bar sesh last weekend.
Gastritis
This TA often grinds the gears of both Sam and Charlie.
Danny
This character often found difficulty in knowing your typical SAT study vocab; words such as bigot.
Paloma
Something that player Zoryan is quite certain to do upon graduating.