I have 13 hearts, but im not alive. What am I?
A deck of cards
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
Four sisters and three brothers
How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in the words “the alphabet”
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M"
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
"Incorrectly"
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
A is the brother of B. B is the brother of C. C is the father of D. So how is D related to A?
A is D’s uncle
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Your name
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. What am i?
A candle
Three different doctors said that Paul is their brother yet Paul claims he has no brothers. Who is lying?
No one is lying because the three doctors are Paul’s sisters
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle names
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold