Dad Jokes
What is tall when it's young and gets short when it's old?
A candle
Who is the tallest student in the class?
Lukas
This is the place we go to a playground, not on school property.
The forest
How many parties are there in a month?
One (two periods)
What is Mr. Heide's favourite hockey team?
Philadelphia Flyers
What do you call buddies who love math?
Algebros
Which student joined our class in January?
Bernardo
Where did we see the night sky inside?
What is the song with the soccer dancers called in Just Dance?
Waka Waka
What is Mr. Heide's favourite drink?
Coffee
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
Which student had the best high jump in Grade 6?
Kyla
What movie did we watch at the theatre?
The Grinch
What movie did we watch for ELA?
The City of Ember
What is Mr. Heide's Fiancee's name?
Kayla
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Who is Mr. Heide's favourite student?
Mr. Heide does not have a favourite student. You should know this.
What was the second animal we saw on our tour at the zoo?
Bison
Name all three members of the first class council.
Xander, Ella, & Cassidy
Where did Mr. Heide go to middle school?
SMS
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
Who has the best attendance in the class this year?
Kiki (she's only missed 2 days!)
What was the first game we played together as a class?
The animal game
Name all three class council presidents
Xander, Alex, Bernardo
What is the name of the baseball team that Mr. Heide coaches?
Carillon Sultans