Skeletons
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers!
What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween?
A gobblin'!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-BOO.
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet!
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
The trom-bone.
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peek-a-boo!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.