Greek Gods
A sky-dwelling, shape-shifting bird and animal who absolutely cannot keep it in his pants. He runs around throwing temper-tantrums with glowing toothpicks
Zeus
The ultimate sibling drama queen. She got so mad at her brother's pranks that she threw a temper tantrum and locked herself in a dark cave, accidentally plunging the entire world into darkness until the other gods threw a wild party to lure her out.
Amaterasu (The Sun Goddess)
The boss who hurls literal tantrums from the sky
Jupiter
The ultimate "knowledge addict." He traded an eye for a sip from a magic well, hung himself from a tree for 9 days to learn the alphabet, and walks around in a big cloak collecting ravens, runic magic, and terrible secrets.
Odin
The ultimate manager. He works 24/7 in an Age of Heaven dealing with office politics, unruly employees (like monkeys), and delegating tasks to other gods.
The Jade Emperor
The vengeful queen of the sky who hates her husband's constant infidelities but takes it out entirely on everyone else’s children
Hera
The chaotic, problematic little brother who was so destructive he basically got exiled from heaven. He later had a redemption arc by slaying an infamous 8-headed dragon to rescue a maiden.
Susanoo (The Storm God)
An aggressive guy who actually cared more about farming than fighting, but is constantly blamed for starting wars
Mars
A giant, red-bearded powerhouse with a legendary hammer and a bottomless stomach. He is basically a short-tempered but well-meaning jock who solves almost every problem by hitting it as hard as he can
Thor
The ultimate creator. He was the guy who literally worked himself to death just to separate the sky from the earth, and then his remains became the entire universe.
Pangu
The incredibly talented, blue-collar "fix-it guy" of the family who got yeeted off a mountain by his own mother
Hephaestus
The god who had exactly one job (going to a fancy dinner party in Amaterasu's place) and took his job so literally that he murdered the food goddess for spitting chewed-up food at him. Needless to say, the sun and moon don't talk anymore.
The angry neighbor who lives in the ocean and shakes the ground just to show off
Neptune
The ultimate troublemaker and professional liar. He spends his days causing world-ending crises and then begging the other gods to help him fix them. Once disguised himself as a mare to give birth to an 8-legged horse
Loki
The overpowered problem child. He was so incredibly arrogant that he ate all the peaches in heaven, erased his name from the Book of Life and Death, and had to be pinned under a mountain by the Buddha for 500 years
Sun Wukong (The Monkey King)
The antisocial, grumpy older brother who was banished to a basement to count gold and judge people's souls
Hades
Two bored siblings who literally stood on a floating bridge, poked the ocean with a magical spear, and stirred up the islands of Japan. Their story turned incredibly tragic and gross when Izanami died, and Izanagi tried to fetch her from the underworld, only to run for his life from angry underworld hags
Izanagi & Izanami (The Creators)
The wealthy uncle who never leaves his basement
Pluto
The boss of the skies and magic. She drives a chariot pulled by giant cats, collects half of all the fallen warriors killed in battle, and will throw a massive tantrum if anyone tries to steal her jewelry
Freya
The patron saint of angry teenagers. He was born as a glowing ball of meat, fought his own dad, and rolls around on magical flaming wheels.
Nezha
The most toxic "gym bro" on Olympus who loves starting fights but is also incredibly bad at them
Ares
The patron saint of taking an L and still being awesome. He was born with no bones (or as a deformed "leech child") due to a wedding ritual error, cast into the sea, but eventually became the beloved, smiling, deaf, chubby guardian deity of fishermen and merchants.
Ebisu (God of Wealth and Fishing)
The beautiful influencer who started a major war because she was told she wasn't the absolute prettiest
Venus
A professional watcher. He has golden teeth, can hear grass growing, and is employed full-time to stare at the rainbow bridge so he can blow a giant horn when the apocalypse starts
Heimdall
The ultimate demon hunter. He failed his civil service exam, threw a tantrum, committed suicide, and then returned as the terrifying King of Ghosts who eats evil spirits for breakfast
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