What is always heavy even when there’s nothing inside?
bag
What do teachers always say before exams?
“It’s easy if you studied.”
What is the fastest way to make the whole class silent?
SHHHHH
Who is most likely to ask, “Do we have homework?” at the end of class?
atilla
What happens 2 minutes before lunch?
they get thirsty and hungry
What is a teacher’s superpower?
CATCH WHO IS CHEWING GUM
What magically disappears before every lesson?
Homework
Who would survive longest if the school turned into a reality show?
huseyn
What is the most powerful sound in school?
bell
What happens when the teacher says, “This will only take 5 minutes”?
It takes the whole lesson or test
Which subject makes students check the clock every 2 minutes?
Azeri
What is every classmate’s hidden talent during lessons?
Sleeping with eyes open / pretending to work
What skill do students improve most during tests?
looking everywhere except the paper
What is the scariest thing a teacher can say quietly?
i am sending negative
What is the most dangerous sentence a teacher can say?
“We need to talk with your parents ”
Who would accidentally start a fire in science class?
Fateh
What is the real meaning of group work?
One person works, everyone gets credit
What do teachers really mean by “interesting answer”?
“That is completely wrong.”
What do students suddenly become when the teacher asks a question?
Extremely interested in their notebook/table/floor 😭
Which classmate would most likely become a TikTok celebrity?
NILAY