Funny Teacher Jokes
MATH
6th Grade Stuff
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Go Eagles!
100
Where did Ms. Metzger leave her keys?
In the piano!
100
What is the Least Common Multiple of 4 and 10?
20
100
What is the last name of the main characters in Miracle's Boys?
Bailey
100
Eisenhower Middle School is named after Dwight D. Eisenhower. Which president was he? (A) 16th, (B) 34th, (C) 44th
(B) 34th. Abraham Lincoln was the 16th president and President Obama is the 44th.
100
What year did the Bald Eagle become the National Emblem of the US? (A) 1776, (B) 1782, (C) 1876
1782
200
What is Mrs. J. Evans' favorite dessert?
Pi
200
What is the Greatest Common Factor or 48 and 60?
12
200
Who is the Greek goddess of wisdom?
Athena
200
Where was Dwight D. Eisenhower raised?
Abilene, Kansas
200
True or False: The beak of an eagle is almost as long as its head.
TRUE
300
What is the longest word in the English language that Mrs. Fladwood teaches?
SMILES because there is a MILE between the first and last letter!
300
3/4 x 2/5 (simplify your answer)
3/10
300
Who is the messenger of the Greek gods?
Hermes
300
When is the 3rd quarter dance?
March 12
300
Eagles are diurnal hunters. What does this mean? (A) They hunt during the NIGHT, (B) They hunt during the DAY, (C) They hunt ANYTIME - day or night.
(B) They hunt during the DAY
400
Why do pirates like to take Mr. Udey's class?
Because their favorite subject is ARRRRRRRRT!
400
3/4 divided by 2/3 (write answer as mixed number)
1 1/8
400
This green leafy part of the flower protects the bud and then supports the petals of the flower. (A) Stigma, (B) Sepal, (C) Anther
Sepal
400
Name one of Eisenhower's basketball coaches.
Mr. Hall, Mr. H, Ms. Cooper
400
Bald Eagles can see a rabbit or other prey from ____ miles away. (A) 0.5 miles, (B) 1 mile, (C) 2 miles
1 mile
500
What does Mrs. O'Dell take with her when she goes fishing?
Bookworms!
500
2(4 + 3) + 10/2
19
500
What is the process called where plants make their own food using light? (A) Metamorphosis, (B) Photocopysis (C) Photosynthesis, (D) Lumosnemisis
(C) Photosynthesis
500
What is happening in our gym on Saturday, March 28?
The District Cup Stacking Competition
500
Bald Eagles usually use the same nest year after year. How heavy was the largest nest found in Ohio? (A) 500 pounds, (B) 1 ton, (C) 2 tons
2 TONS! Eagles add to their nests year after year. This super-sized nest was over 9 feet wide and had been used for over 34 years!
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