Star Students: Nick Edition
What I called my former student, Miranda Cosgrove when she correctly defined the word "por que?"
WhyCarly
What I called my former student, Pedro Pascal when he recorded the quickest running time of anybody in my Spanish classes.
The Fast of Us
What I called my former student and future Blink-182 drummer when he got his driver's license.
Travis Parker
What I called my former student, and future Barbie star when she started crying in my class
Margot Sobbie
Most likely to leave someone from their quince court on a bus
Aimee
What I called my former student, Jace Norman, when he correctly translated the word "extranjero".
Henry Stranger
How I referred to my former student and future portrayer of Frank Gallagher, when he forgot to identify himself on a paper he turned in.
Nameless
What my former student Shakira called her jingle about truth-telling Fritos.
Chips Don't Lie
What I called my former student, and future Iron Man star, when he came into school dressed as Pennywise for Halloween.
Robert Clowney, Jr.
Most likely to be afraid of spiders
Hayllie
What I called my former student, Emma Roberts, after she rattled off her first play on words.
Punfabulous
What I told my former student, and future Seinfeld creator, Larry David to do when he got really excited about growing basil, parsley, and cilantro.
Herb your enthusiasm
What I called my former student and future "Fantasy" singer when she dressed up as a walrus for Halloween
Mariah Scary
What I called my former student, who would go on to play Rico in Hot Rod, when he got married
Danny McGroom
Most likely to speak Spanish with a flawless southern accent
Cris
What I called my former students, and future Nickelodeon stars, Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos PenaVega, and Logan Henderson when they brought super sized orange drinks to class with them.
Big Time Crush
How my former students, Zendaya, Sydney Sweeney, Maude Apatow, and Jacob Elordi described their state of being when we went on a field trip to a place with a bunch of animals.
Zoophoria
What I called my former student, and future front man for House of Pain when he used a certain site to log into Canvas.
Cleverlast
What I called my former student, and future Oppenheimer star, when his net worth exceeded $999,999,999
Billion Murphy
Most likely to suggest a kid swap in a Wal-Mart parking lot at an improv show
Violet
What I called my former student, Jamie Lynn Spears, when she briefly joined a convent.
Zoey Nun-0-Nun
What I called it when my former student, Peter Dinklige started fighting over a traditional British baked good with another student.
Game of Scones
What I called my former student and future Nirvana drummer when he joined a team whose objective is to knock over pins.
Dave Bowl
What I called my former student, and future Pineapple star who looks oddly a lot like me, when he worked writing jingles for an advertising company.
Seth Slogan
Most likely to go on a class-stopping rant about how someone needs to make better decisions in their relationships
Jasmine
Most likely to fall off a mountain while hiking.
Rika
Most likely to impersonate Jennifer Coolidge
Dasany