Sayings & Jokes
Dad uses this term to describe someone who made a dumb decision or acted like a jerk
Knucklehead
This hygiene habit can heal most injuries, according to Dad
What is a hot shower?
This packaged treat can be consumed room temperature or heated for a toasty delight
What are pop tarts?
This is a common napping spot for Frank
What is a family member's family room floor?
When any member of the family gets near dad's work computer, he may bellow
If you adjust this even a single degree, Dad will know immediately
What is the thermostat?
Dad is a loyal customer of this store
Frank and his family once slept here overnight on a road trip
What is a furniture store?
When catching up with his children during their college days, dad would often ask if they were spending more time at the bar or at this place
What is the library?
What is one thing you hope Frank doesn't find in the garage when young children/grandchildren are around?
What is a wheelbarrow?
Frank's college basketball team was known by this nickname
Who are the kamikaze kids?
This is a wonderful place to nap (sometimes next to Will) in between wedding events
What is the car?
"He gotta get on his Google"
According to Dad, this over the counter pain medication can cure nearly all problems
Frank's favorite place to put his nieces and nephews when they were young
What is on top of the refrigerator?
On family vacations, dad may be found "resting his eyes" at this spot
What is a bench at a museum?
When asked to help with something, Dad often references one of these specific numbers to justify why it's not possible
What is the current time / current temperature?
Dad loves taking his family to participate in this activity even when he doesn't partake himself
What is skiing?
Frank asked for this meal on his birthday each year
What is meatloaf?
Much to his daughter's dismay, Dad was found sleeping here when she walked out of her first adult job interview
What is the lobby of Lear Corporation?