Brandon Bears Birthday Bash
This Blasain was unable to make an appearance at Brennan's 21st birthday party due to an untimely death
Jamel Black
Jacob injured one of his foots, ahh yes, it was this one
left foot
If you know when Scott was born, you'll know it was during this season
Winter
Ken Doll
Kendel
Michael bought these shoes off Ebay, similarly they share part of its name with the military branch he's showed interest in possibly joining
Air Force (Air Force Guard)
Not everyone could legally after such an occasion, these two people stepped up and ending up being the nights Designated Drivers
Jacob and Michael
Similar to Rocket from the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise, Rigby from Regular show is this type of mammal
raccoon
If you know when Brennan was born, you'll know he was born during this season
Fall (Autumn)
Hay Ill E
Hailey
I got lazy, this is Michael's favorite color
Purple
Thanks to this person for being of actual drinking age prior to the party's start, we were able to acquire extra liquor
Noah
Michael has a friend that lives in the city that never sleeps, that would be this state
New York
If you know when Jacob and Mason was born, you'll know it's during this season
Summer
Milk A Lin
Makalyn
You'd find a video with over 14.3 million views on @mycoal's TikTok where he shoves almonds into his mouth and refers to himself as this type of rodent
Chipmunk
In our core group this is the number of how many people ended up hooking up the night of the party (with varying levels)
3 (Mason, Josh, and Jacob)
Name the three colors in the flag of Michael's supposed country where he claims to be bilingual in
Black, Red, and Yellow
If you know when Michael's born, you'll know it was this season
Spring
My Nick huh
Monica
Michael loves to go see movies quite a lot, literally name any movie you've seen with Michael in theaters at any point in time, be specific please
This person who's currently in the process of applying for a "friendly fire position" also happen to supposedly break up with their significant other that night, even though they're together and fine now
Josh
This was the first year in quite some time where Michael didn't get the chance to light this nine branched lamp that's widely known for its involvement with Hanukkah
Menorah
If you know when Martin Luther King Jr. was born, you'll know it was this season (his birthday was 4 days ago)
Winter
Mist Burly Sun
Miss. Burleson
Michael often refers to his dwindling core phasic by having these type of abs, no, not flat abs, maybe drop a letter
Fat Abs