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At a maximum DL speed of 56k, we all used this to first connect to the internet
Dial Up internet
This 1982 Sci-Fi flick was written by Melissa Matheson. Oh and directed by some guy named Steve.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
There's never much love in this sudden death format.
Over Time
He stars as Mario in HBO's Super Mario Kart
Pedro Pascal
These cherished chocolates are a Canadian only national treasure
Turtles
This network security system monitors and controls the incoming and outgoing network traffic, and is also a card in Magic the Gathering
A Firewall
The host of this show had her legs insured for a million dollars each, which she did from 1981 - 2011.
Entertainment Tonight
If you are recovering from a break or fracture you may visit one of these.
Occupational Therapist
This is the most powerful app you're not using on your iPhone
Reminders
Pecans
This collection of devices connected together in one physical location used to make for a great party.
What is LAN
We're usually in it, but currently, we've fallen back.
Eastern Time
Sometimes sequels do better than the original, as evidenced in this book in which the main character Jesus isn't anywhere to be found.
Old Testament
A little Mark Rebillet, a little Seagulls, Stop It Now
Hold On To My Fur (I Like It)
This time of the year you can get a box of Turtles shaped like one of these
Heart
Someone who explores methods for breaching defences and exploiting weaknesses in a computer system or network... they just to watch the world Crash and Burn
A Hacker
In the military, this is the most dangerous place to be
Enemy Territory
DAILY DOUBLE
For many children of the 80s, this might have been the first video game you ever played on the school's computer.
The Sun, Liam Neeson, A Nissan, Liam Nieeson's Son, E's, Liam Neeson's Niece and these.
Liam Neeson's knees
In Dunder Mifflin Infinity, Michael famously shouts this
WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?!?!
This is the most famous newspaper from India
Economic Times
On a message board, you may be chastised for being this.
Off Topic
To Transgender People
In South Jersey as well as parts of Asia this is a delicacy
Snapper Soup or Turtle Soup