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On this show Reverend Lovejoy told Ned, "There's an oil stain in the parking lot that looks just like St. Barnabas"
The Simpsons
This president & his family had a pet cat named Socks
Bill Clinton
If you own a device from this company, you get 5 free gigabytes of virtual storage in iCloud
Apple
Betteridge's law states that any headline ending in a question mark can be answered safely by this word
no
Captain Smith, you didn't bother to sound a general alarm after this ship hit an iceberg? You're fired!
the Titanic
Hey, youse guys! U.S. News raved about this sandwich from John's Roast Pork in Philadelphia
a cheesesteak
In the Beatles' "Eleanor Rigby" he is "writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear"
Father McKenzie
Unlike most other kinds, tube socks aren't shaped to fit this part of your foot
the heel
This country's Mount Cook is also known as Aorangi, from the Maori for "cloud piercer"
New Zealand
According to Muphry's law, any written criticism of proofreading will contain these
errors (or mistakes, typos)
You found paths for the pathfinder John C. Fremont. You're hired! & we'll name Nevada's capital for you!
(Kit) Carson
This corned beef & Swiss sandwich bearing a man's name can be served cold or grilled
Reuben
On HBO Jude Law was "The Young Pope" & this actor had no trouble being "The New Pope"
John Malkovich
2-word term for an extra little Christmas gift; you can get some at the Starbucks store
a stocking stuffer
America Ferrera was promoted to manager of a branch of this less-than-heavenly chain on NBC's "Superstore"
Cloud 9
Hanlon's (not Occam's) this:
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"
razor
Yeah, you could always charm Elizabeth I, but disobeying James I & attacking the Spanish in 1618? Bad move. You're fired
Sir Walter Raleigh
Down in Miami try this nationality named grilled sandwich with ham, pork, cheese & pickles
a Cuban
Ewan McGregor plays the Vatican's Camerlengo in this 2009 film based on a Dan Brown book
Angels & Demons
Originally green & white, these socks worn by the Campbell clan were named for a county in west Scotland
argyle
Poet John Milton coined this "precious" term for the upside of a cloud
a silver lining
This alliterative principle says, "In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence"
the Peter principle
You believed Hitler when he said he'd take no more of Czechoslovakia after 1938? No, prime minister. You're fired!
(Neville) Chamberlain
Sliced meat, torpedo sandwich rolls (split) & cans of beef consomme are keys in a "French" this
dip
He played the hot priest who was the object of affection for TV's "Fleabag"
Andrew Scott
In 1931 ankle socks caused a sensation when Mrs. Fernley-Whittingstall wore them playing this at Forest Hills
tennis
A reunion with an old friend at a pub becomes depressing in "A Little Cloud", a tale in this James Joyce short story collection
Dubliners
His law tells us work always expands to fill the available time
Parkinson
Byzantine Emperor Justinian, you oversaw a legal code & this "holy wisdom" church? Multitasker, you're hired
the Hagia Sophia
Arby's says it put this sandwich filling on the map
roast beef