Hannah
This “stately” named fictional singer had her own show and why sweet nibblets she’d be 31 years old now which matches up perfectly with Miley Cyrus.
Hannah Montana
Hey, I don’t know about you, but if I was decorating a room, I would pair light neutral colors like cream, teal (shoutout to the heart) or mint with this darker than ocher burnt color as they compliment each other very well.
Umber
Congrats! Pick a community chest card for twinning with the number of properties on the monopoly board. May you soon be able to afford these most expensive locals (Amen!)
Boardwalk and Park Place
Derived from middle english for “loose fitting”, slacks are a less tight pair of pants and universally worn. In modern times, the main word in England for pants is this pantsy name.
Trousers
These are one of the few foods to naturally contain vitamin D, but also discarded when making macarons (sigh- they are the best part of the white oval).
Egg Yolk
Hannah Hill was the mother of this moustached funny man whom when asked if he was Jewish responded “I have not that good fortune”. Later in a 2012 poll, his movie “Modern Times” was rated- hey, 22!
Charlie Chaplin
I dön’t knöw aböut yöu, but whenever I see this German linguistic mark which changes the söund öf the vöwel över an o, I just think öf the shöcked face emöji. But maybe it’s just the peredölia creeping in…ÜÜÜ
Umlaut
Another Taylor Swift reference, this company is turning 22 too this year although it doesn’t look too good for them now because despite being valued at 9 billion dollars in 2014, now the company is defunct and the CEO is sitting in jail. A real bloody mess I’d say.
Theranos
This workplace communication and project management company, got flack for having their logo look like a swatsika, but they said it is meant to be a hashtag representing creativity and collaboration. Maybe it can also represent Xin’s crazy messages.
Slack
This that is completed on a birthday actually has 6 hours more than 365 days which is why every 4 years we have one extra day.
Earth Year
Hannah Hoes married this 8th president of the U.S, who happened to be her first cousin once removed (we listen and we don’t judge). Although, she died before he took office so insted his daughter in law became the official first lady and drove around the family “van”.
Martin Van Buren
I don’t know aout you, but this 5th “savory” taste is delish especially when you pair it with something salty like Chana’s fave- Garlic bread or soy and sweet sauce.
Umami
We always say that you can't get a job without experience, but you can't get experience without a job- ahhhh the frustration! It is one of these paradoxical situation where a solution to a problem is also the cause of the problem, making it impossible to resolve.
Catch-22
These two words which are opposites of slack on a rope both start and end with the same letter.
Tight and Taut
Although you may know some may no some mean cold ones, deep down these people are either a tzaddik or fire.
Every Yid
This Jewish heroine was pretty incredibly fearless, as she was part of a special unit who parachuted into Yugoslovia to save Jews who were about to be deported to Aushwitz. She was caught and tortured but refused to give away any secrets and was unfortunately killed. She is an Israeli hero and also known for her Hebrew poetry, most notably, “a walk to Caesarea”.
Hannah/Chanah Senesh
I dunno about you but I think it’s cool that Trader Joes has like 9 different items flavored with this purple filipino tuber.
Ube
By the 2003 oscars the last Lord of the Rings swept by winning 11 awards and best picture. The same year this 22 year old fishy movie “found” itself winning best animated film.
Finding Nemo
A Slack adjuster goes between a camshaft and the push rods in a car to protect from wear and tear when you do this.
Brake
Having pink hair or cool tattoos, which in another world Chana would do, is one way to do this, and to show people who you are.
Express Yourself
Born without a left leg, Hannah Aspden was determined and learned how to swim when she was just 4 because she wanted to pass the deep water test in her local YMCA. 20 years later she won two gold medals in the Paraolympics in this 2020 host city.
Tokyo
Hey I don’t know about you (and I know Chana would agree), but it always bothers me when people kiss up to the boss at work in such an insincerely flattering way. The people are so annoying and this, although this adjective does tend to make potato kugel yummier, and well more liquidy.
Unctuous
This DNA sequencing project which took 13 years to complete, culminated 22 years ago with the ability to determine the complete sequence of 3 billion genetic base pairs and to identify every last gene within the body.
The Human Genome Project
These two edible sounding words are two synonyms that can be used for slacking off or lazily hanging around.
Like living in Rochester or L.A City, ones childhood and juvenility, which you get further from every birthday, can also be referred to as one’s this.
Early Years