She doesn't even want presents under the Christmas tree.
What is 'All I want for Christmas is You' by Mariah Carey?
Moist.
What is Joy's most detested word?
Eddie Murphy played the voice of this character in a movie.
What is 'donkey'?
1983: These dolls became a hit. But nobody slaw it coming.
What are 'Cabbage Patch Kids'?
Power forward.
What is Seth's basketball position?
He/She/They gave it away the VERY NEXT DAY.
What is 'Last Christmas' by Wham?
This is Joy's actual name.
(This is a repeat question from the very first Christmas party so you should ALL know this!)
What is 'Marissa'?
According to Greek law, feta cheese must be at least 70% derived from the milk of this animal.
What is a 'sheep'?
1996: Sesame Street was laughing all the way to the bank.
What is 'Tickle me Elmo'?
Seattle.
What is the city where Eva saw the Era's tour?
Fictional man, Infant.
What is 'Santa, Baby' by Madonna (other artists accepted)?
This member of the animal kingdom always confounds Joy.
What is the roadrunner?
What is 'manger'?
1997: Don't forget to feed these pets - first marketed in Japan.
What are 'Tamagotchi'?
Dave, then Seth, then Eva.
What is their order from tallest to smallest?
Shawty is under there waiting for a kiss.
What is 'Under the Mistletoe' by Justin Bieber?
Four of them.
What is number of provinces Joy has lived in?
Clergyman John Knox described this bloody 16th century queen as the 'cursed Jezebel of England'.
Who is Mary?
1986 - Children were puzzled with this toy invented by a Hungarian architecture professor.
What is the 'Rubik's cube'?
Red
What is the colour of Eva's car?
Gin and tonicah. Harmonica. Marijuanikah.
What is 'The Chanukah Song' by Adam Sandler?
Hope.
What is Joy's sister's name?
Poussin & Leonardo each painted an 'Adoration of' the Biblical trio, known by this 4 letter word. Derived from the Greek word 'Magos'.
What are the 'Magi'?
1986: This talking electronic bear
Who was 'Teddy Ruxpin'?
Dave's dream retirement car.
What is a Mustang?
(But not the ugly, 6 cylinder ones.)