Childhood
Shale and Marykate performed this Spongebob song at the third grade talent show
Best Day Ever
Shale did not in fact survive more than one semester of this advance placement course
AP Chem
Shale thought "Math is alive, juice is like wine" were the lyrics to this Duran Duran hit
Hungry Like the Wolf
Shale's first car was named for this confectionary
The Jellybean
Shale's go-to hangover snacks were these
At a party, Shale once dropped her phone into a frat house toilet belonging to this university
Bentley
"Kai, are you awake, or are you building a [blank]?"
Tent
Shale is afraid of these ocean creatures
"Whose drink is this, it looks disgusting," said before taking an unprompted and heroic gulp of apple cider vinegar, which likely had these floating in it
Dead flies
This was the name of Shale's childhood stuffed animal
Miss Hippo
"Kai, I'm so happy to be here with you and all these [blank]"
Snails