WWDD
You see a beden sitting and relaxing, do you: (a) let him be, (b) go ask him trivia questions, (c) go bother him until you're chasing each other around the house and mom is getting mad at you guys telling y'all to calm down
C) go bother him until you're chasing each other around the house and mom is getting mad at you guys telling y'all to calm down
Madison Square Garden
[insert anything similar to a war cry]
ex. "YAAAAAA", "BHARAT MATA KI JAIIII", "MODI ZINDABADDDD" etc.
*zzzzzzzap*
followed by
*BANG BANG BANG*
getting electrocute by a live wire until your mom smacks you free with a wooden stick
Dadu was bit by a pig and a snake
TRUTH
What year was dadu born?
1974
you fall asleep, do you: (a) snore, (b) snore louder, (c) snore even louder than humanely possible
all of the above.
Map
"You're holding it upside down!!!!"
Men dressed in shirts and jeans, moving hands while stationary
the dads' Diwali party dance!
Dadu almost knocked Foi out unconscious by accidentally stepping on her skirt
TRUTH
What is his shoe size?
10
A bunch of baby rabbits jump out of your lawn and hop off in different directions, do you: (a) call animal services for help, (b) go wear gloves and ask your neighbours to do the same and help, (c) go pick up the bunnies yourself in one astonishing trip around the street with your bare hands?
C) go pick up the bunnies yourself in one astonishing trip around the street with your bare hands?
When he doesn't remember something
Really?? Noooo.... that never happened (it did.)
camping, drop, ow
climbing up a fence to try and tie the string of the tent to a high tree branch, and then falling and hurting your hand
Dadu jumped from the second floor balcony to the ground floor on a dare, completely unharmed
False (luckily that never happened)
Drums and Guitar
Your kids try to take a selfie with you, do you: (a) smile and take a nice picture, (b) somehow create an even more random and weird face than the one you did last time, (c) go into modelling mode
B) somehow create an even more random and weird face than the one you did last time
trying to record, but failing
HELLO BHAVIK UNCLE!!
OKAY OKAY BUT WHAT'S NEXT
trying to build something from Ikea
Dadu doubled in size from only eating fruits
TRUTH (apparently) - and mangos were the culprit?
If he could snack on only ONE thing for the rest of his life, what would it be?
peanuts.
You are playing Dumsheras and your movie is Dedh Ishqiya, do you: (a) act out the actors of the movie and/or how old the movie is, (b) pretend to chop one finger in half, (c) literally anything else to act out the movie
(b) pretend to chop one finger in half
masterchef adhoori icchha
I'm going to make safarnama, its in the safar
(ps. we're still waiting dad)
its after dinner, and now moms mad at dad
Dadu had been saying one RANDOM word/sentence REPEATEDLY until it became engraved in everyone's bones.
He played Mercy with his friend and broke his middle finger
MYTH (trick question though, as this did happen but he broke his pinky OR index finger)
He is the #1 ____
(I just wanted to see what answers we could come up with hehe).
eg. Cutie patootie, chubby bunny, handyman, annoyer, masti dude, loudest snorer, etc