PUN-ISHMENT
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
This primary chemical bond occurs when two nonmetal atoms physically share one or more pairs of electrons.
Covalent Bond
An agricultural specialist abandons his family to go on a massive cross-galactic road trip inside a black hole just to find a new place to plant corn.
Interstellar
69's annoying little brother.
6-7
"Pick me, choose me, love me."
Meredith Grey (Grey's Anatomy)
I used to hate facial hair, but then...
It grew on me
Equivalent to Avogadro's number, otherwise a blind tunneling mammal.
A 9-hour walking simulator where a strange group of individuals act as a security escort for two small, barefoot men trying to return a stolen piece of jewelry.
The Lord of the Rings
This pygmy hippo spends her days splashing, nipping at zookeepers, and looking like she just woke up and chose violence.
Moo Deng
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground."
Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones)
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. Honestly it's...
Impossible to put down
An insoluble solid that emerges from a liquid solution during a chemical reaction.
Precipitate
An unhinged multi-millionaire uses extreme wealth to bypass local law enforcement, beating up mentally ill criminals while dressed as a flying mammal.
A stinky middle school playground disease contracted through direct contact with the host food.
Cheese Touch
"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight Schrute (The Office)
Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything
The time it takes for half of the radioactive sample to decay is called this.
Half-Life
Three genetically engineered toddler super-weapons are manufactured in a kitchen accident by a single father who uses them as child soldiers to protect his city.
The Powerpuff Girls
A baby zombie, a saddle, and a chicken walk into a movie theater...
Chicken Jockey!
"It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
Joey Tribbiani (Friends)
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
This sugar, C6H12O6, is the main product of photosynthesis.
Glucose
A young woman undergoes extensive, highly dangerous experimental cosmetic surgery just so she can pursue a silent long distance relationship with a total stranger.
The Little Mermaid
The two word cure for a 14-hour screen time report, and coincidentally great health advice.
Touch Grass
"If you want to clear your name, you should change it."
Saul Goodman (Better Call Saul)