Abraham Lincoln
George Washington
Presidents Day Jokes
General Presidential Knowledge
100

What number president was Abraham Lincoln?

A) 1

B) 52

C) 16

C) 16

100

What number president was George Washington?

A) 1
B) 52
C) 16

A) 1

100

What kind of tea do presidents drink?

Liber-tea!

100

What "house" do presidents live in?

A) The Blue House
B) The Orange House
C) The White House

C) The White House

200

What kind of hat did Abraham Lincoln famously wear?

A) Baseball Cap

B) Top Hat

C) Beanie

B) Top hat

200

What kind of tree did George Washington allegedly chop down?

A) Apple tree
B) Cherry tree
C) Olive tree

B) Cherry tree

200

What do you get if you cross a vegetable with the first president?

George Squash-ington

200

In what city is the White House?

A) New York, New York
B) Bartow, Florida
C) Washington, D.C.

C) Washington, D.C.

300
During which war was Abraham Lincoln in office?


A) The Civil War
B) The Revolutionary War
C) World War I

A) The Civil War

300

True or False: George Washington never lived in the White House

True

300

What do you get if you cross a primate with the 16th president?

Ape Lincoln

300

How does someone become the president?

A) They are born into the role
B) People vote in an election
C) Americans pick names out of a hat

B) People vote in an election

400

For how many years was Abraham Lincoln in office?

A) 4 years
B) 5 years
C) 12 years

A) 4 years

400

George Washington is known as the ______ of his country.

A) Father
B) George
C) Dancer

A) Father

400

Why did Abraham Lincoln wear a tall, black hat?

To keep his head warm!

400

How old does someone have to be to be the President of the United States?

A) 12 years old or older
B) 60 years old or older
C) 35 years old or older

C) 35 years old or older

500

True or False: Abraham Lincoln's face is on Mount Rushmore.

True

500

What animal is George Washington usually riding in paintings?

A) Cow
B) Camel
C) Horse

C) Horse

500
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Presi-dentures!

500

How many years (at most) can a president be in office?

A) Forever
B) 8 Years
C) 2 Years

B) 8 Years
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