Bad Movie Summaries
Some Pig gets all the credit
Charlotte's Web
This water-vegetable has been known to spit its digestive organs at predators
Sea Cucumber
A small axe
Hatchet
Do you have wood for my sheep?
Catan
The study of plants
Botany
A bunch of coworkers would rather lose their jobs than be nice to one big scary dude.
Wreck it Ralph
If this animal manages to survive its first day, it has the chance to live more than 100 years
Sea Turtle
With good this you can expect to live a long time
Health
I've never heard of Duluth before, but if I don't get there in 15 minutes I'm going to lose my mind.
Ticket to Ride
The study of rocks
Geology
Girl goes through an existential crisis just to get a boyfriend and a really bad haircut
Tangled
Some species of this may only live for a few hours... while others may live forever
A measurement of time that divides a day into 24 parts
Hour
This game is fun if you don't think about all the dead cats.
Exploding kittens
The study of why you look so funny
Genetics
Little brother has his homework stolen and uses his brother's to get it back.
Big Hero 6
Certain species of this unlikely animal can dive over 600 feet and swim up to 20 mph
Penguins
A precious item passed down through generations
Heirloom
A game for kids with horrible parents
The study of weather
Meteorology
Bro has been walking around with a stain on his shirt talking to no one but some random 6th grader.
6th Sense
This warm-blooded fish can get so hot during a struggle that it can literally cook itself.
Tuna
A nagging feeling or insight
Hunch
What should have been a warning about capitalism turned into a game with a million variations so they can keep making money off of it.
Monopoly
The study of animals
Zoology