Regent Quotes
Team Lead Lore
Father Jeff Facts
Badly Told Bible Stories
Regent History & Lore
100
This individual said “slaytastic” from the Unchapel pulpit.
Who is Dr. Jeff?
100
This Team Lead can solve a Rubik's cube in under one minute.
Who is Josh?
100
Dr. Jeff absolutely HATES this condiment.
What is mustard?
100
Family tries to move, but winds up on a decades-long camping trip.
What is the Exodus?
100
The foretold way to get a Ring by Spring.
What is drinking the Regent water?
200
This individual was the creator of the phrase “yes, she’s hot, but hell is hotter.”
Who is Dean Adam Williams?
200
This Team Lead placed 8th nationally for speech and debate, but failed public speaking at Regent.
Who is Alyssa?
200
Dr. Jeff DESPISES this mammal created by the Lord our God.
What are monkeys (primates)?
200
A bodybuilder gets an unexpected makeover.
Who is Samson (and Delilah)?
200
Dr. Umidi's name for the center strip of Adirondack chairs.
What is the Cathedral of Trees?
300
“I actually wrote about this in a chapter in my book…”
Who is Wendy Griffith?
*from the Valentine's Day Unchapel*
300
This Team Lead was supposed to be named Madeline Hines.
Who is Payne?
300
Dr. Jeff was once the leader of a band by this name. *hint: his name is part of it!*
What is "Jeff and the band"?
300
Group of people have a walk-a-thon and scream a lot.
What is the Battle of Jericho?
300
Trekking through the woods to see these was once a right of passage for Regent freshmen.
What are the Four Horsemen Statues?
400
“Aren’t you glad I didn’t bring a gun to school? I’m glad. I probably would have shot myself.”
Who is Dr. Dana Cavallaro?
400
This Team Lead was once viciously attacked by a squirrel while trying to pet it after feeding it a Pringle chip.
Who is Ally?
400
According to his wife, in middle school, Dr. Jeff closely resembled this animated, jungle-themed Disney character.
Who is Mowgli from The Jungle Book?
400
Refuge becomes severely dehydrated during evacuation.
Who is Lot's Wife?
400
Most of the carpets, fabrics, and colors around Regent (especially in the older offices) were chosen by this individual.
Who is Dede Robertson?
500
"Jesus is the waffle we are molded after."
Who is Dr. Jeff?
500
This Team Lead believed Pat Robertson was their grandpa until they were 8 years old.
Who is Alyssa?
500
Back in his theater kid days, Dr. Jeff played this role in his middle school production of Anne of Green Gables.
Who is Matthew Cuthbert?
500
Man gets very sad because his plant dies.
Who is Jonah (and the vine)?
500
In 1987-1988, Pat Robertson attempted (and failed) to run for this governmental position.
What is President of the United States of America?