Witches
Vampires
Ghouls
Jacks
Ghosts
100
  • What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
  • Spelling.
100
  1. Why don't you like Dracula?

 He's a pain in the neck.

100
  1. Where does a mummy go on vacation? 

 The Dead Sea.

100
  1. Who helped the little pumpkin cross the road?

 The crossing gourd.

100

Where do ghosts go for a swim?


  • The Dead Sea.
200

Where does a witch park her vehicle?


  • In the broom closet.
200

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?


  • Frostbite.
200
  1. How do you know if a mummy is sick?

 He can't stop coffin.

200
  • What do you get when you drop a Jack-O-Lantern? 

Squash!

200
  1. What does a panda ghost eat?

 Bam-BOO!

300
  1. Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch?

 He couldn’t spell.

300
  1. What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor? 

Vein-illa.

300
  1. What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

 A trom-bone.

300
  1. Why was Cinderella bad at football?

 Because her coach was a pumpkin.

300

What type of pie do ghost’s like?


  • Boo-berry Pie.
400

What do witches get at hotels?


  • Broom service.
400

What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit?


  • Necktarines.
400
  1. Where do zombies live? 

On a dead-end street.

400
  1. Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?

 They have a lot of spirit!

500

Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?


  • She had to go to her broom.
500

What do you do if you like Dracula?


  • You join his fang club.
500
  1. Who won the skeleton dance contest?

 No body.

500

How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

500
  1. What is in a ghost’s nose?

 Boo-gers.

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