Books of the Bible
Bible Jokes
2 Question Questions

Biblical figures
100

My own vineyard is before me. You, O Solomon may have a thousand, And those who tend its fruit two hundred

What is Songs of Solomon


100

what kind of man was boat before he met Ruth?

Ruthless

100

This lady and her soon-to-be husband were arguing outside her house. The man saying things like “What?” Or “How?!”, while the woman tried to explain how an angel named Gabriel came to her and told her this “exciting“ news. The man was not convinced and told her it would take the same so-called angel that spoke to her to convince him.  

Who is this woman, and what is the “exciting” news?


Mary, and she’s with child

100

Who said this?

”Brother, you’re safe now. And safe may you stay. For I have a pray just for you. Grow baby brother. Come back someday, and come and deliver us too.” (Hint: who was Moses‘s sister?)

What is Miriam

200

“Even so, come, Lord Jesus! The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all, Amen.”

What is Revelations

200

What time of day did God create Adam?

Just before Eve

200

This man was very hardworking and could be complicated at times. He died at 950 years old and most of his years were spent building and trusting in God’s plan for his life, his family, and the animals lives.

Who is this man, and what did he build?

Noah and an ark

200

Daniel was thrown in a lions of den because of his actions regarding God. The king felt bad for him and released him from the den a few days later And was surprised he survived. How did he survive?

An angel shut the lion’s mouth.

300

“Then the daughter of Pharaoh came down to bathe at the river. And her maidens walked along the riverside; and when she saw the ark among the reeds, she sent her maid to get it.”

What is Exodus

300

How many of each animal did Moses bring onto the ark?

None! Moses wasn’t on the ark!

300

This man woke up and spoke the word of God every day, where ever God told him. One particular night, God told him to go to a city where they were speaking and treating each other poorly. However, he did not want to go and ran away from God. Who is this man and where was he requested to go?

Jonah, Niniveh

300

i am furious with today’s world. I wrote a whole letter to the church at Corinth, just for the modern world to use words like “cooked” or “low taper fade.” I wonder what the Gentiles would think of this..

Who is this person?

What is Paul

400

What is the 33rd book of the Bible?

What is Matthew

400

Who was the smartest person in the Bible?

(Hint: Abraham’s nephew)

Abraham, he knew a Lot.

400

This man was thrown out of heaven due to his “jokes” about him being better than Jesus the sin he committed.

Who was this man, and what sins did he commit?

Lucifer, pride,

400

This woman wanted a certain guy’s head delivered on a silver platter because she was infuriated by his actions and to reduce any mischief he might cause, and so did her daughter. Who is this woman‘s daughter?

What is Salome

500

“Therefore the Lord Himself will give you a sign: Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and shall call His name Immanuel.”

What book in the bible is this verse from?

what is isaiah 
500

Aside from Adam and Eve, who in the Bible had no parents?

Joshua, son of nun 

500

This young man died at a young age because his father was too stubborn to let his slaves go, and the angel of death killed him. What was the name of this young man and his father? (Hint: Moses’s “brother”/Pharoah‘s son)

Ramesses and Ramesses II

500

(Different perspective) ” I hate him. I want to kill him, just like he killed my son. Him, nor his “people” deserve to live. We WILL capture them again.

Who is this?

Pharaoh/Ramesses

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