Call Types
You received a call regarding 2 subjects yelling at each other in a tent by the restroom #4.
What is a 415
They call me Caesar, but I just hold water. I should have had a king, but never did.
What is Hearst Castle of San Luis Obispo?
I live where you work, but I work harder!
What is 22P44?
I'm the main car on the scene.
What is PV?
They gave me 3 tickets because I couldn't call in or call out.
Who is CMAC?
Warden Ted requested assistance from Ranger Flower for a report of subject John, who went to his cousin's house to help steal his dog from his girlfriend.
What is an AOA?
They say I'm clammy, but I'm not. If you spend time with me, I'll open up and give you a treasure of white opal.
What is the Jolly Oyster of San Buenaventura?
I'm the head of the Zebras with a Silver strand of life. I walk the straight and narrow, never committing SINs.
Who is 26Z03?
Hey, can you add a note to my log?
What is UUA?
I ran a warrant, but it returned blank, then I tried to run a vehicle and got the same.
Who is Alex
Barbara Gene was at the beach, sunbathing in a nude-colored swimsuit, drinking cocaladas. She got burned and decided to drive home, taking the scenic route home in parking lot A at Old Town
What is a 23152?
Achu Achu, Sneeze, Sneeze!! You would think I had allergies to these leaves. Cough, Cough, choke, choke. I think it's all these seasonings.
What is the Pepper Tree?
Sniff, Sniff, Search. I found you in your car stuck on the beach.
Who is 17D40?
I was at the house, but I'm about to go get some 7-11 Pizza @2300 Perris Expressway.
What is 2LEG?
Your timesheet states your regular hours worked total 160 hours, but the month requires you to have 176 hours.
What are the excess hours needed?
I took a jet fighter from March Air Force Base to cruise the skies. While coming back past the San Jacinto Mountain, I was sideswiped by a UFO, causing me to barrow roll.
What is JMAYDAY
It's always a dark and dreary night. My Light within shines bright as it casts shadows of my triangle eyes and square-cut teeth.
What is the Pumpkin Patch Of Ocotillo Wells?
I am one of a kind, always on the move in the field. I call you on the phone for everything I need.
Who is 19G21?
I guard the sand with my life, but even I sometimes need a nap. Please take me out.
What is OOS?
I'm calling to pick up this car from your property, as the owner owes me money. Can you enter the repo report?
What is call SO?
After being sideswiped by a UFO, I landed at Lover's Lane, attempting to get away from those mean greens. They caught up quickly, chasing me into the street. I ran up to a Masariti stopped at the light, snatched the door open, and told the driver to get out because I was taking his car. He was moving slowly, so I pulled him out and knocked him to the ground. And away I went.
What is a 215?
As I climb this mountain and step on this soft, granulated tan sea. I sometimes sink into a deep sleep.
What is the Sand Hill of Angeles?
My friend who lives in the castle said that Onions have layers. I laughed at him as I said I have a pot of Gold.
Who is 16T16?
We all went to the beach party, and it was fun. It got handled, so we all cleared out.
What is 98X?
I sat down to start work, and my radio screen said Parks' login and password.
What is restarting the computer?