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Chocolate cake, nope; chocolate cookies, negative; chocolate cupcakes, nah, but I do like these chocolate rectangular shapes?
What are chocolate bars.
If you are a Gen X’er or Millennial, you spent your youth using a pen or a pencil to rescue the unspooled ribbon of this music format.
What is a cassette tape.
This highly enthusiastic pet has absolutely zero concept of personal space, treats the Amazon delivery driver like a home invader, and views a simple trip to the mailbox as the greatest adventure in human history.
What is a dog.
Your white friend Karen brings her potato salad to your barbecue.
What is “oh, hell naw!”
Proving that American football is truly a year-round obsession, this Kansas City Chiefs tight end continues to dominate entertainment headlines more for his high-profile relationship with Taylor Swift than his actual on-field stats.
Who is Travis Kelce.
Despite being an adult, I absolutely cannot handle this cinematic genre, where even a cheap jump-scare or a creepy doll will keep my lights on for a week.
What is horror.
This generation remembers the agonizing screech of AOL dial-up internet but still got their driver's license before smartphones existed.
Who are Millennials.
Perfect for any low-maintenance individual, this pet is famously rumored to have a three-second memory, though they actually just spend their entire lives judging you through a glass bowl.
What is a goldfish.
This iconic former SNL cast member wore a notoriously rigid gray wig and a look of pure, permanent exhaustion to play the definitive parody version of host Alex Trebek.
Who is Will Ferrell.
Giving everyone collective early-2000s trauma, fashion brands are forcing a massive retail comeback of these midriff-threatening, ankle-length pants that make everyone look like they are preparing to wade through a shallow creek.
What are capri pants.
The painful scream of stepping on these colorful Danish building blocks is completely canceled out by the pure satisfaction of collecting them.
What are Legos.
For Millennials, these childhood computer lab sessions were heavily dedicated to avoiding death by dysentery on this green-screen computer game.
What is The Oregon Trail.
Despite their reputation for being completely aloof, scientific studies show that these pets actually know their own names perfectly well, they just actively choose to ignore you when you call them.
What are cats.
Misreading the completely innocent category "Therapists," Darrell Hammond's Sean Connery enthusiastically demands to take this fictional, highly alarming category for $200 instead.
What is “The Rapists”
The Hills Spencer Pratt shocked California voters by launching a campaign to unseat incumbent Karen Bass for this major city's mayoral seat.
What is Los Angeles.
At age 14, I was awarded a shocking 3rd place ribbon from my school district after almost burning down a lab and handling explosives in this scientific subject competition.
What is chemistry.
Millennials were famously accused by the media of financial ruin because they supposedly spent all their home-buying savings on this specific brunch food.
What is avocado toast.
Giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "fingerprinted," a dog can actually be uniquely identified by the highly distinct, one-of-a-kind pattern of ridges and creases found on this specific body part.
What is their nose.
During a classic Black Jeopardy skit, this Academy Award-winning actor plays "Doug," a proud, MAGA-hat-wearing white man who completely shocks the entire panel by perfectly bonding with the host over conspiracy theories and local mechanics.
Who is Tom Hanks.
In a historic move that had high schoolers and lazy office workers everywhere weeping at their desks, the federal government bypassed normal legislative gridlock to issue a swift, comprehensive ban on this incredibly popular AI-powered cheating and essay-writing tool.
What is ChatGPT.
Forget San Diego or the gridlock of LA, my favorite retreat city requires a ride on a cable car, heavy fog, and staring at a massive, rust colored suspension masterpiece that isn’t golden.
What is San Francisco.
This generation absolutely shocked corporate America by actually reading their employment contracts, pioneering a trend of doing the exact baseline duties they are paid for while treating unpaid overtime like a toxic ex.
Who is Gen Z.
Despite being an apex predator in their own mind, your cat will ruthlessly manipulate you into an early grave by perfectly mimicking the exact acoustic frequency of this specific human sound whenever they want a midnight snack.
What is a crying human baby.
Before Carrey played Matthew McConaughey in 2015, he actually hosted SNL in 1996 and starred in the very first Celebrity Jeopardy sketch, where he played this legendary, energetic singer who screamed "Welcome to the Jungle!" into his microphone.
Who is Axl Rose.
Sending shockwaves through the Vatican and absolutely shattering centuries of European tradition, the College of Cardinals decided it was finally time to spice things up by electing Chicago-born Robert Prevost, the first-ever leader of the Catholic Church from this specific country.
What is the United States (Pope Leo XIV).