Finish the Joke
Why was the report card wet?
It was below C level
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
The
Harvey Clarke
Calculate 2/3 + 1/4.
11/12
The Class Clown
Frankie
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field
I go up but never come down. What am I ?
Age
Big
Frank
Solve
4x - 7 = 17
x = 6
The Future CEO
Amelia Snow
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
Spiderman
Lillie Parker
A jacket costs £60 and is reduced in a 15% sale. What is the new price of the jacket?
£51
The Creative Artist
Runa
Why did the pencil get detention?
It was too sketchy.
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold
Gibbo
Kiera Gibson
Calculate the area of a triangle with a base of 8cm and a perpendicular height of 5cm.
20cm2
The Teachers Pet
Thomas
Why did the student sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time!
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
The letter 'M'
Lemon & Lime
Harvey Clarke & Archie White
The mean of five numbers is 7. Four of the numbers are 5, 8, 9 and 4. What is the fifth number?
9
The Social Butterfly (Always chatting)
Emelia