Shaw Staff
He's got a swimming pool in his backyard...and he's a kind of a nice guy...ehh.
Who is Mr. Olson?
You're killing me, Smalls!
What is Sandlot?
Quiet. Listen.
What is Star Wars?
In this sport, the term for zero is "Love"
What is tennis?
This fruit floats in water because it's25% air.
What are apples?
In this movie, we are the aliens and the natives are blue. We are after unubtanium.
What is Avatar?
They've (one person--I'm being vague with my pronouns) have been to more countries than you are old.
Who is Mr. Richards?
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
What is princess bride?
Quiet. Listen.
What is Stranger Things?
Seattle's former NBA team.
Seattle Supersonics?
This 100% natural food, when properly stored, has a shelf life of up to 1000 years.
What is a democracy?
A billionaire vigilante.
Who is Batman?
He used to be a scout for the Army. He got into some dicey situations in Africa.
Who is Mr. Fortner?
She taught me to read. I taught her to dangle.
What is Forest Gump?
Quiet. Listen
What is Dexter?
2022 World Cup winner (Men's)
Argentina?
This fast food chain was the first to serve a burger in space.
What is Burger King?
They serve tasty burritos. And their stuff is humanly and sustainably sourced.
What is Chipotle?
She used to teach in Kuwait
Who is Mrs. Leonetti?
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
What is Mean Girls?
Quiet. Listen.
What is Arcane?
In this sport, you're stronger equipment is called the driver.
What is golf?
This animal can sleep for up to 3 years.
What is the snail?
He is your favorite foul mouth vigilante that just doesn't give a damn.
Who is Deadpool?
In his off time, he's a coach for one of Washington's best soccer club teams.
Who is Mr. Dang?
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly
What is Shrek?
Quiet. Listen.
The 7-10 split is the hardest situation.
What is Bowling?
In this very popular video game, his name in early versions was Mr. Video.
What is Mario?
One -- two, he's coming for you. Three--four, you better shut your door. Five - Six, better get a crucifix.
Who is Freddy Krueger?