Christmas
Where was baby Jesus born?
Answer: In Bethlehem
Civil: Get sued $$$. Criminal is a crime. Do time. If a person builds a fence too close to your property, is it a Civil or Criminal Issue?
Civil court. You can sue. It is not a crime.
Best Middle School in Laredo. Located next to the Mall.
Clark Middle
In Home Alone, where are the McCallisters going on vacation when they leave Kevin behind?
Answer: Paris
The 6th and 7th amendments deal with courts. What is the difference between civil court and criminal court?
Civil: Get sued $$$. Criminal is a crime. Do time.
What do children get from Santa if they’re on the “Naughty List”?
Answer: A lump of coal
8th Amendment is no excessive fines. This means that you cannot be fined $9,0000 for a traffic:
ticket or violation
How does the ocean say hello?
It waves!
The events in which famous ballet take place on Christmas Eve?
Answer: The Nutcracker
8th amendment is no cruel or unusual:
Punishment
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.