Off-Brand
Dr. Bob is legally distinct from this beverage
What is Dr. Pepper?
This beloved pet of former U.S. president Andrew Jackson had to be removed from his funeral due to its excessively foul language
What is his parrot?
You need to buy apples for your 12 dogs (they really love apples, so they each want 8); you buy this many apples at the store
What is 96 apples?
These, grown inside a sea creature, are among the only organic gems
What is pearls?
You're never getting this back if it goes over his fence
What is your ball?
I Think It Tastes Like Butter is legally distinct from this brand of butter substitute
What is I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?
Ketchup was not originally used as a condiment; instead, it was used as this
What is medicine?
40 people (with the typical number of limbs) have this many limbs total
What is 160?
Graphite (pencil lead) is made up of pure carbon, just like these expensive rocks
What is diamonds?
Your neighbor is extra mean when he misses this at Denny's
What is the early bird special?
Donkey Donuts is legally distinct from this chain of donut restaurants
What is Dunkin Donuts?
In 1835, a newspaper in New York tricked thousands of readers by publishing fake stories claiming that a famous astronomer had discovered that bat-winged flying people, mini-zebras, and these mythical creatures were living on the moon
What are unicorns?
You are buying snack for REC; you need to buy enough cheese for each of the 55 students to have 3 slices; you buy this many slices of cheese
What is 165 slices of cheese?
Tanzanite is found only near Mt. Kilimanjaro in this country
What is Tanzania?
Your neighbor often spends his Saturday afternoons screaming at kids to get off of this
What is his lawn?
Legs Chips are legally distinct from these
What is Lays?
The shortest war in history (the Anglo-Zanzibar War) lasted less than one of these units of time
What is an hour?
You are trying to get rid of some super expired chips by giving them to students at REC; you figure that each of the 61 students will probably eat like 5 bags of chips before they notice the date on the bag, so you bring this many
What is 305?
The mineral corundum is known as sapphire unless it is red, in which case it is called by this name
What is ruby?
Your neighbor always says kids who knock on the door are too old for this holiday activity, even when they're literally still in preschool
What is trick or treating?
Oblongs Crisp Rice Bars are legally distinct from these
What is Rice Crispy Treats?
In 1919, a vat containing 2.3 million gallons of this sticky ingredient burst, flooding the streets of Boston and killing 21 people
What is molasses?
You are a frog who lives in a very beautiful pond. One day, 11 other frogs move in, which is super irritating because every frog knows that you have to eat 11 flies every day to grow up big and strong and there really aren't that many flies here to begin with. The fly population will shrink by this many per day if you all eat all 11.
What is 132?
Pure gold melts at approximately this many degrees Celsius
What is 1000?
Your neighbor has a crusty old dog who only likes him; this dog has to be probably this many (millions of) years old
What is 20?