tarkov
Name 3 lootable items in tarkov
any applicable
f(x)=|x|/x
The limit does not exist
Drizzy Drake did this alongside his acting career before he was famous to make extra money
Phone scams
This map shares the name with a famous golfer, and is by far Noah’s favorite map
Woods
Before the big bang
Time does not exist
Dom is home for the weekend and wants to cheat on his girlfriend, the problem is the girl he wants to bring home is an hour and a half away. They plan to meet somewhere in the middle. How far one way must Dom’s mistress drive so they both have driven the same amount by the time they both return home?
1 hour
This map shares a name with a siege game mode (colloquially), and is by far Rhys’s favorite map.
Customs
Young Sheldon had a breakdown after incorrectly thinking that
0 does not exist
-5^2
-25
This man, despite all his flaws, is the genius behind escape from tarkov
Nikita Buyanov
“It’s all atoms” is Akiles sarcastic response to the belief that
Objects don’t exist
Rheanna’s last name
Spinda
Tagilla, the crazed mass murderer who’s runs the factory, is often mispronounced by Blake as this.
Retilga
Non cognitivism believes
Morals/moral facts do not exist
Noah’s favorite football team as a kid
Dolphins