This is what happens when Zaide eats ice-cream scoops of chopped liver
What is gout?
A daily activity that requires at least 3 oys
What is getting out of a chair
All bedtime stories start like this.
What is "deep, deep in the forest"?
Paula took "lessons" from Bobbe on how to make these yummy treats.
What are Kreplach?
Location where there was a frog and a dog and a log in the pool
What is Jamaica?
Zaide suffered from this disease (not fat deposits).
What is cellulitis?
She wouldn't hear about Zaide's trips until after he returned
Who was Bobbe?
Zaide "passed" on this card game.....to the younger generation
What is Bridge?
Oversized beverage that Al drank two of in Mexico to attempt to get a third one for free
What is a margarita? - and his tolerance is not what it once was...
He stayed in a bordello here (& Noreen had to climb out the window and onto the roof to get out of a jammed room)
Where is Venice?
This device has been a permanent fixture in Zaides' cars for the past 10 administrations.
What is his back board?
This was Gary Blah Blah Blah's real last name
What is Gastineau?
Zaide always looked forward to his yearly milkshake here
What is Ghirardellis?
A dessert that we would never let our dad hold for us (bonus if you are brand - specific)
What is ice cream (Carvel soft serve especially)?
Zeyde participated in this extreme sport on a visit to Acapulco
What is parasailing
Zaide allegedly slipped a disc by playing this sport barefoot.
What is basketball?
Zaide let out a litany of oys after Susan backed up the family car into this
What is a closed garage?
Thanksgiving is (almost) always spent at this location.
What is the Groner home?
A sanna'wich that is worthy of an experimental design taste test (bonus if you can come up with the ONLY appropriate beverage)
What is Pastrami? What is Cel-Ray?
Zaide and Paula missed this annual pilgrimage this year.
What is visiting Jerusalem?
Zaide didn't make this child cry while helping her with math homework
Who are NONE of them?
Zaide was no longer oyying when he achieved this magic number on his bathroom graph
What is 202?
These 2 lucky ducks got to see the yearly lighting parade with Zaide and Paula
Who are Maya & Noa?
Zaide would claim a whole bowl of this candy by wrapping up what was previously in his mouth and tossing it back in
What are Hershey Kisses?
For a year, Zeide & Paula's travel was all conducted through this technology.
What is Zoom (and...let the travels begin).