Mom and Dad
It's how much Dad charged per mile to drive his vehicles.
$0.10/mile
This is Holly's favrite dessert.
The Sahara.
He was the family dog before Clancey.
Bandit
It’s the phrase that was shouted out the rear window of the station wagon at “Smiling Sally.”
“I hate bean burros.”
It’s why he was stranded alone at a gas station.
His parents forgot him.
To excuse themselves from school, this child unsuccessfully impersonated a parent by calling the attendance office stating, “This is my Mother.”
Tim
It’s who believed that if a man had a mustache it meant he had to smoke.
Trent
Before the lockbox, it’s where you could always find the key to the house.
Hidden behind a piece of bark on a palm tree in the backyard.
On a road trip to Chicago, the camper was “affectionately” given this nickname.
Hell on Wheels
It’s the restaurant where Todd was left behind.
Drumstick Cafe
It’s where Mom bought the fabric to make our clothes.
Hancock Fabrics
This sibling’s 2 ½ minute talk lasted 15 seconds.
Troy
It’s how you knew what socks were yours.
Color coordinated strings sewn into the toes.
On road trips, this is the only person in the family who deliberately drives below the speed limit.
Garth
It’s how long Todd was left behind at a restaurant.
2 ½ Hours
This sibling almost had their hand chopped off by Mom, who thought she was slamming the door on an intruder.
Wayne
This sibling road 10 miles to a tennis club in Paradise Valley because of a hot tip Elton John was playing there.
Heidi
Instead of a swimming pool like every other house in the neighborhood, it was the most popular water feature we had.
A Drinking Fountain.
On a road trip to Seattle in a rented RV, this sibling proved that a person could get stuck in between the RV and the ladder mounted to it.
Ty
It’s one of the places Todd was found peeing while sleepwalking.
In the middle of the street.
An example of one of dad’s favrite ____ is: “I need a pencil sharpener, he said bluntly.”
Tom Swiftie
This sibling blamed the tuna canning factory for a cracked sliding glass door.
Dave
Due to a limited number of bathrooms, it’s where some young men chose to relieve themselves.
The alley/The backyard
Driving in the middle of nowhere, this sibling asked for a hamburger. Mom and Dad said “no.” The child's reply was “Fine, I’ll have a chocolate milkshake and fries!”
Hayley
It’s the other place Todd was found peeing while sleepwalking.
On the front door of Grandma's Apartment.