As your fake Admin, I'm glad you didn't say that (out loud)
Things that went wrong - but not emergencies
What we do on the side; hint, not DoorDash
Phrases that will live in infamy - or at least our brains
100

Something we would have to write a student up for, but we say frequently, using the 7th letter of the alphabet?

What is "Are you f*****g kidding me?!"

100

It was alarming, it was infrequent, and it resolved on its own.

What is the raccoon/shoes/student in Chandler's air handler?

100

Trish has her boys and her girls at home. Of course, some of them are feline, some of them are canine, and some are downright something else.

What are fowl or chickens?

100

The ray of Californian sunshine enters rooms with this phrase.

What is "Yo, what's good?"

200

When they won't stop talking while we're talking.

What is "shut up!"?

200

Good thing there was a zoologist on staff!

What is the bat in the cafeteria?

200

Kylor doesn't just coach. His favorite soccer team isn't Paw Paw, it's acutally this team.

Who are the Arsenals?

300

When the audacity to think they have nothing to learn leads us to quote Heidi. 

What is "Do you wanna go, little girl?"?

300

Apparently, too much construction dust will cause this. And you can't use a regular can on condensed air to fix it.

What is the smoke alarm alert on the ISD's side?
300

This creature used to attack Randi's feet daily. Now, that's Wrae's job.

What is an armadillo? 

300

When Chandler knew more about car maintenance than the boys, the proof was this phrase. 

What is "He's got antifreeze in his radiator," OR, "Doesn't antifreeze belong in the radiator"?

400

Randi always has trouble with heat, but this was next level.

What is needed to run fans in December to cool the room until a part was replaced?

400

Pink, red, flowers, and hearts... Imus' favorite holiday is this.

What is Valentine's Day?

400

In regard to someone showing up for state testing, but demonstrating zero work on said test, it turns out they only showed up that day because of this.

What is "I thought we had a field trip today?"

500

When everything was a question, no one had a clue, and we weren't even sure anyone was looking at the big picture. 

What is "I quit"?

500

Amber and the students had to climb out a window.

What is Heidi's classroom door?

500

Heidi's reenactment name is also the name of a MASH character - and they have a signature drink.

What is O'Reilly and Grape Ne-High?

500

The cautionary phrase for state testing.

What is "Don't let your bra ring"?

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