Things we hate
Arriving at the time we're supposed to.
What is being on time?
Most likely to be a linebacker.
Who is JuJu?
Unconditionally loves everyone.
Who is Momma Joon?
Took a train for 3 hours before realizing they were going the wrong way.
Who is Shirin?
Owns a Big A$$ Fan.
Who is Kevin?
A compulsory contribution to state revenue, levied by the government on workers' income and business profits.
What are taxes?
Most likely to compete in the 2024 Olympics for beach volleyball.
Who are Kevin & Shirin?
The rags to riches American Dream story of an uneducated, kind-hearted working class Italian-American and small-time club fighter who, while working as a debt collector in the slums of Philadelphia, gets a shot at the world heavyweight championship.
Who is the Italian Stallion AKA Rocky Balboa?
Thinks not showering for 3 days is acceptable.
Who is Izzy?
What comforts Maryam the most.
What is Rambo II?
MJ and Buba's least favorite cuisine.
Most likely to bring the greatest shame upon this family (root for Bama).
Who is Joey?
Knows all planets, dinosaurs, Pokémon, and multiplication tables in this universe.
Who is Ben?
Thought ring holder was a good gift idea.
Who is Leader of Mighty Pecans AKA Stephen?
A German biscuit or cookie created as a rival to a similar French biscuit, the Petit-Beurre.
What is Buba's favorite biscuit/cookie?
Utility company that consistently and egregiously steals from hardworking Americans.
What is Cleco?
Most likely to forget his cousin exists for the first year of their life.
Who is Adam?
Most beautiful blue eyes.
McKenzie & Olivia!
Fundamentally difficult on all levels.
Who is Alexis?
Knows all the gossip.
Who is Ceily?