It's All Relative
Poppas Signature dish.
What is Goulash?
The meaning of "I.L.Y.A.S.M.A.T.S.I.H."
What is "I love you as much as the sky is high"?
A product Ma'am loudly demanded in a heated game of Nertz.
What is "LOTION!"?
The nickname for everyone's favorite three legged dog.
What is Lieutenant Dan?
What Ma'm refuses to take a picture without. (even if she requested the picture)
What is Lipstick?
the granddaughter who destroys her bedroom.
Who is Hurricane Lilly?
What little Mandi called her favorite superhero.
What is "Womie Woman!"
All songs played at Jordan and Krystals rehearsal dinner were by this band.
Who are "The Beatles"?
The food Ma'm and Lilly almost got in a physical altercation over on Thanksgiving.
What are Deviled Eggs?
The phrase Ma'm uses to express her frustration.
What is "Im gonna bite myself!"?
What Neal was doing after a Christmas church service.
What is Taking His Pants Off In The Pew?
What little Audrey asked for when her lips were chapped.
What is "Chackstick"?
A dance that Ma'am performed and won 4 Dallas Mavs tickets.
What is the Cupid Shuffle?
The person with the single worst grammar on all of FaceBook.
Who is Kelley Kelly?
The TV show that Ma'ams kids performed a song from for her 60th birthday party.
what is "The Brady Bunch"?
What Poppa thought Nita's name was when he first met her.
What is "Aunt Denita"?
What little Patrick called his suitcase.
what is a "Doot Case"?
What Ma'am would say if one of her kids died in a video game.
What is "You didn't die, you are disqualified."
The granddaughter who accidentally ran Reba over with a golf cart.
Who is Campbell
What Ma'am made all of the daycare kids drink because she didn't believe them when they all said it was bad.
What is spoiled milk?
The ingredient that Morgan used instead of flour in a buttermilk pie.
what are Instant Potatoes
What Matthew would strip down to after school.
What are his "Skivvies"?
"Every time you ask, you have to wait 20 more minutes."
What were the kids were told if they asked to open christmas presents.
Because Ma'm trimmed them at the daycare every week.
Why did Baby Campbell's bangs never grow?
What Ma'm surprised Matthew with after pretending to kidnap and drown him.
What is a Trampoline!