Bagels
This sweet bagel is purple at Brandwein's, thanks to Mack's innovation of soaking a key ingredient in hot water.
What is blueberry?
This is the color of Skadoo's fur
What is a warm, handsome gray?
The city of the Ravens, where Edgar Allen Poe was born I think
What is Baltimore?
This former Patriots coach came to coach UNC football and did a really bad job of it. Pretty sure he's leaving now.
Who is Bill Belichick?
In my opinion, this European country is the worst place to travel to, and also they speak the worst language there.
What is the Netherlands?
This flavor is the most popular bagel (at least at Brandwein's)
What is everything?
(What IS everything?)
This fruit, which is currently on the floor, is usually something Skadoo would eat. UPDATE: since the writing of this clue, Skadoo has now eaten it.
What is a grape?
This "horsey" city had both Tim Tebow and Peyton Manning on its football team at different times
What is Denver?
Current head coach of UNC women's lacrosse, she's actually pretty nice
Who is Jenny Levy?
In my opinion, this hummus from Wegmans is the best flavor
What is lemon dill?
Name one of the bagel doughs, aside from plain, that uses a sponge.
What is onion or pumpernickel?
Name one of Skadoo's many nicknames.
What is [almost anything]?
The Rams used to be in St. Louis until 2015, now they're in this city
What is Los Angeles?
This goalie is currently the head field hockey coach at Duke.
Who is Jess Jecko?
This Chapel Hill bar is my favorite (good memories)
What is He's Not Here?
Before cheddar jalapeño joined the ranks at Brandwein's, this flavor was the only one that had any dairy in it.
What is chocolate swirl?
This vegetable, usually associated with rabbits, is actually supposed to be just a treat and not regularly eaten. Also if I recall correctly, Skadoo doesn't even like it.
What is a carrot?
The Bears are in this city, hope they don't blow away!
What is Chicago?
This really scary woman has been the head coach of UNC Rowing since 2021 and I still have nightmares about her sometimes
Who is Erin Neppel?
In my opinion, this sport that Donald Trump loves is not a real sport. If someone as profoundly unathletic as Trump can do it, it's not a real sport.
What is golf?
In a super funny dad joke, this is the only type of bagel that can fly.
What is a plain bagel?
This is what Skadoo sometimes likes to say when the front door gets opened.
What is "hello day"?
This city currently houses the Carolina Panthers
What is Charlotte?
This also really bad person is the current head coach of UNC field hockey, and was the youngest person to ever be hired as head coach after Karen Shelton retired.
Who is Erin Matson?
Recommend me something I should try that you think I would like, that we've never talked about before.
What is it?