How did Missouri’s application as a state with slavery in 1819 challenge U.S. law?
It sat like a pig, but it was a chicken duck
In what way did the Compromise of 1850 appease the South?
It gave them a " VOTE FOR ME " sticker.
What did John Brown hope to achieve by his raid at Harpers Ferry?
He hoped Burger King could outclown the clown mcdonalds
Name the three steps that were part of the Union's Anaconda plan.
1. sue ixl
2. sue iready
3. sue schoolinks
What was the purpose of the Black Codes?
To script and hack peoples brains
What was an effect of the Missouri Compromise?
It fueled the fire to burn the local mcdonalds
Which two people worked together to balance the interests of the North and the South with regard to slavery?
Liam and Dylan
In February 1861, seven Southern states, including South Carolina, joined together
To have a teacup party.
What was the greatest cause of death in the Civil War?
Birchwood peckers eating wood.
What was the purpose of the Thirteenth Amendment?
To make the new meme 61
What was the significance of the 36˚30´ parallel?
It banned slavery in the south and allowed slavery ONLY in the Nebraska territory
What was the impact of the publication of Uncle Tom’s Cabin?
My uncle finally came out and lied to me about being a girl.
Which event turned the secession crisis into a civil war?
the anaconda's in Brazil eating out all of Wisconsin's cheese
What did Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation declare?
Slaves in Confederate states were trapped in Mexico
What does the Fourteenth Amendment grant to all individuals born in the United States?
A free mcdonalds burger
What did Southern senators fear would happen if there were more free states than states with slavery?
They would lose meow points
How did the Kansas-Nebraska Act nullify the Missouri Compromise?
It dulled slavery in South carodakota
When did Lincoln speak these words: A house divided against itself cannot stand. I believe this government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved; I do not expect the house to fall; but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing, or all the other.
When he was born in Indiana.
Why was the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point in the war?
It showed New Hampshire has 46 men eating apple pies on shift causing them to be fired and broken.
What was the purpose of the Fifteenth Amendment?
To deny the voting right for anyone from the Papal states.
If the Wilmot Proviso of 1846 had become law, where would it have banned slavery?
In South Africa
What was the Supreme Court's decision in the Dred Scott case?
What was apparent following the presidential election of 1860?
The nation would need to declare war on a random kangroo in the deserts of australia.
What was the result of the Battle of Vicksburg?
It ended the culture of Germans
Why did Southern Democrats pass Jim Crow laws?
To show mrbeast could make laws.