Kashrus
Random
school
4th and 5th grade class
Jokes
100

Are you able to lick something that is not kosher ever?

No

100

name all the colors in the rainbow?

red orange yellow green blue purple indigo
if you named 6 you get 100 points if you named 7 you get 150

100

Who is ms. Furman

Secertary

100

Was there ever a bee in our classroom

yes

100

Bills mom has four children, January, February, March what is the fourths child's name

Bill

200

Does the Torah say "Do not eat meat and milk together"?

No

200

What is Noachs real name?

Noach

200

What is our school address?
if only numbers and street name 200 points if zip code also 250

5713 Park Heights Ave, Baltimore, MD 21215

200

Did we ever start class at 9:40

yes

200

What did the lion say when he ate the clown

this tastes funny

300

If I ate milk and meat together name 3 things i should do

1. stop eating 2. do Teshuva 3. learn hilchos kashrus

300

What are the quizzes online called (the 1 we take in school)

google forms

300

What does school stand for?

Seven crazy hours of our lives
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300

What is our zoom ID and password?

ID-8531923567
PW-learning

300

what's white and black and read all over (there is 3 answers if u answer all 3 u get 100 extra points 2-50extra points

1. newspaper 2. a yeshiva bachur on his 1st date 3. a zebra with strep

400

If milk and meat touch and they are both cold What do you need to do

Wash it off

400

How many jelly bean flavors are their?

50

400

How many square feet is the school building

65,000

400

How many stripes are on the USA flag?

13

400

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot

500

Is there any exceptions for meat and fish to be baked together and if there is how many and what are they?

2,
1.it was already baked together
2.one of them were covered in the oven

500

If u are locked up in a dark room and all u have is a mirror what do you do

You see what you saw you take the saw cut the mirror in half the half's make a whole you go through the hole u scream till your voice is hoarse you go on the horse and ride home

500

How many class rooms are there?

7!

500

Which Avos and Imahos correspond to which of the 4 directions?

NORTH-יצחק & ×Øבקה

EAST-יעקב & לאה

WEST-דוד & ×Øחל

SOUTH-אב×Øהם & ש×Øה

500

IF it takes seven men seven days to dig seven holes how long does it take one man to dig a half a hole

No such thing as a half hole

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