Memes
An unsuspecting man of this profession was brutally assaulted by a particularly quiet gorilla.
What is a zookeeper?
This is where, when plane crashes on the border of Canada and America, the survivors are buried.
Where is Nowhere
This is Sam's favorite Pokémon, and it can be found in several of his usernames.
What is a lotad?
The United Kingdom of Great Britain consists of these three countries.
What is England, Scotland, and Wales?
This comic known for it's titular catchphrase was illustrated by Rowley Jefferson after it's original artist, Greg, abandons it.
What is 'Zoo Wee Mama!'?
This is the main character of American Psycho, whose movie form has been the source of many memes.
Who is Patrick Bateman?
The more this dries, the wetter it gets.
What is a towel?
This is the nickname given to Sam after Liam called him while he was taking a shower.
What is Naked Sam?
This man has been the current Prime Minister of the UK since 2019.
Who is Boris Johnson?
This band is led by Rodrick Heffley.
What is Löded Diper?
This final boss theme plays against Senator Armstrong in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.
What is 'It Has To Be This Way'?
This has branches, but no fruit, trunks, or leaves.
What is a bank?
This is Sam's last name.
What is Bekzedian-Avila?
The flag of Wales depicts this mythical beast in this color.
What is a red dragon?
This boy who lives near Greg is known for his disgusting behavior and iconic round glasses.
Who is Fregley?
Hal Stewart, the main villain of Megamind, is voiced by this actor.
Who is Jonah Hill?
This is seen in the middle of March and April, but not at the beginning or end of either month.
What is the letter 'r'?
A fruit that Sam decided to give me in person for Christmas because he is a sociopath.
What is a pineapple?
After England lost to this country in UEFA Euro 2020, domestic violence went up by about 38%.
What is Italy?
This absolutely abhorrent slur was used by Manny Heffley, and gets banned by Susan after Greg makes Manny cry with it.
What is ploopy?
This autoimmune disorder causes hair loss, and is had by Jada Pinkett Smith.
What is alopecia areata?
This is always in front of you, but can never be seen.
What is the future?
Sam's favorite ARG. He is a frequent poster in the official discord sever and has even had private chats with the creator.
What is Gemini Home Entertainment?
This savory sauce, named after an English county, is infamously known for it's difficult-to-pronounce name.
What is Worcestershire sauce?
This is one of Greg Heffley's favorite video games, which he unfortunately received a sweater in place of one Christmas.
What is Twisted Wizard?