Things She Yells At Me For
Some find it funny some find it gross. This biological betrayal is often blamed on the dog
What is farting
A curated board of edible luxury, this holy trinity of meats, cheeses, and vibes is not a meal—it's a lifestyle.
What is charcuterie, her favorite snack?
Originally purchased for warmth and weekend lounging, this oversized item now lives on her side of the bed.
What is my Orange fluffy set?
Before Dorothy ever crashed a house on a witch, these two gals were already beefing in Oz.
What is Wicked?
At this majestic resort, Shira made the bold choice to say “screw it,” take off her skis, hike down the mountain, and get carried by my dad to safety.
What is Jackson Hole
This nightly offense leaves one partner shivering at 3 AM while the other sleeps like a cozy burrito.
What is stealing blankets
Crunchy, nutty, and mysteriously always half-gone, this pantry item walks the line between breakfast, snack, and emotional support.
What is peanut butter granola?
Painstakingly marinated, lovingly dried, and hidden behind other snacks for protection, this meaty treasure still mysteriously vanishes... one ‘just a tiny piece’ at a time.
What is my homemade beef jerky
This musical serves big hair, bigger dance numbers, and even bigger vibes—plus a mom played by a dude in a dress who slays harder than a can of Aquanet in a wind tunnel.
What is Hairspray?
Shira’s skiing career nearly ended before it began on this Alpine hill, where one innocent run turned into a confidence-shattering odyssey of fear, snowplows, and tears.
What is Kent?
Despite having one job and one job only, this neglectful act leaves Rookie emotionally devastated and questioning the entire relationship.
What is not petting Rookie
Cold, delicate, and devastatingly expensive when she’s ‘not that hungry,’ this dish becomes a full meal the second your plate arrives."
What is sushi?
Once a simple souvenir from a dessert pilgrimage, this branded garment has been reclassified as ‘hers’—despite being purchased after you waited 20 minutes in line for soft serve.
What is my Booyah ice cream shop sweater?
This musical said, “What if we took innocent boys, threw them into Uganda, and made them sing about repressed urges, hell bound dreams, and stuff that would definitely get us banned from Sunday school?”
What is The Book of Mormon?
At this Utah mountain, Shira proudly showed her family a video of her "blazing down the slopes", only to discover she was moving at the speed of a confused penguin.
What is Park City?
While one remains in the glow of serums, scrunchies, and soft towels, the other vanishes into the darkness—choosing dreams over duty
What is not waiting for her to finish her nightly routine?
Bold, briny, and not afraid to speak its mind, this fiery Italian classic brings olives, capers, and chaos to the plate—and somehow becomes a craving at the weirdest times.
What is puttanesca?
Assumed to be a cozy relic of her boyfriend’s wardrobe, this vintage knit was later revealed to belong to a different man entirely… one with a shared last name and stronger opinions on laundry boundaries.
What is my dad’s sweater that she stole from my closet and got caught wearing?
She took you to this musical where everyone’s partying at the Kit Kat Club… while the world slowly falls apart. (Eric didn't like this one)
What is Cabaret?
At this resort, Shira tried to impress Eric with a “cool” skiing photo—except she had no goggles on, instantly qualifying her for the 2025 Jerry Olympics.
What is Lake Louise/Banff?
A selfish act disguised as 'just one meal to myself,' this betrayal occurs when one forgets that all fries are communal by default.
What is not offering her a bite of my food?
Simultaneously a drink, a snack, and a personality trait, this chewy-cold concoction is acquired with alarming urgency and consumed with the intensity of a sugar-fueled quest.
What is bubble tea?
Borrowed in the spirit of adventure, these oversized ocular accessories offer poor visibility, zero comfort, and maximum denial that they were ever meant for a larger head and a different generation
What are my dad’s ski goggles that don’t fit Shira?
In this musical, people have to pay to pee and no, it’s not set at Coachella.
What is Urinetown?
Shira sent her family a triumphant photo from this run with a name that screamed danger, but in reality, it was about as threatening as a bunny slope with a cool haircut.
What is Tombstone