SarahMony
Its never happened, but the act of scaring Sarah three times in a row is known as
trifecta
Number of Brock kids multiplied by number of Anglin goats
10
Epstein paid $10,000 to this local college, Jason, David and Greg's alma mater
Mississippi College
Adolescent joke, or David's in-laws
Dees (nuts)
This fruit comes as seeded or unseeded, but is also a preferred vape flavor for those twerking on a Kia
watermelon
Highest ranking BU employee to participate in a scaring
Dr. Dennis Watts, Associate Provost
Number of current ice cream flavors multiplied by the hour that the parking garage is checked out
16
Bryant refused to use this company's products - whose founder was prevalent on the Epstein list
Microsoft
Emily's cat, or building across the pond
Preston
A fair comparison, Micah actually has a book on these
Yapples
Sarah is from this trashy Delta town
Greenville
Emily's office number minus number of boys she's juggling
100
Micah, Chad, Allan and Greg might agree that this Louisiana city "is a shithole"
Shreveport
Great theology, or Micah's goat
Tulip
This berry has a history of making a zoom appearance
Banana
Often expressed but never acted upon, Sarah's preferred method of killing or injuring her enemies
Hitting them with her car
Number of Sarahs sisters multiplied by number of pharmacist wives in group
4
This online Christian school competitor was mentioned more than any college in the Epstein files
Liberty University
Canadian hockey mascot, or Chad's most popular nickname
Senator
Sometimes found in the caf, two of them reside in Sarah's office
okra
Three words that were the genesis of the Sarahmony
Happy New Year
Number of SEC degrees in our office plus number of Belhaven degrees in our office
7
Most of us have this in common with Epstein, and ironically we bought pizza with our winnings
We won HQ trivia
A song by greg's band, or vacation time
Leave
Named for the capital of Veracruz, but grown in Anglitoria and enjoyed by all each year
jalapeño